No To Teda! I Protože Se O Nich Musím Učit :(

crawlin back to you

cause its pride month and im nonbinary have some trans dsmp headcanons:

ranboo is afab and masc presenting enby w he/they pronouns (i maybe self projecting here but shh), tommy is a trans man with he/him, tubbo too but he uses he/they, niki is a demigirl and uses she/they, captain puffy is genderfluid and uses any pronouns and dreamxd is gender fluid and uses any pronouns as well!

opinion on big booby halo?

sometimes men have tits and that's okay. fantastic even. poggers if you wish.

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.

I think also we shouldn't forget about the statue above the window on the church of st. Jacob which is usually wrongly said to be an angel showing its butt, however in actuality it's two people boning ^^ (I don't have a photo unfortunately tho)

Every now and then I mention something about the city of Brno to my american friends and it often causes much confusion/concern, so I wanna try to make a list summary of Everything Wrong With Brno

imma start

there is a place called Hell

there is a public transport stop called Crematorium, it is named after the nearby crematorium

it is oddly easy to take the wrong tram and accidentally end up at the Crematorium

the crematorium looks like this

add more

he's beholding, fathoming even

naprosto reálné, zvlášť to poslední bohužel, budu trpělivě očekávat tvůj další nádherný příběh 👁️👁️

můj oblíbený kousek, vtípeček, dalo by se říci, je říkat 'to by se mělo zakázat' o věcech jako bolest mých zad, kausální vztah psychických a fyzických problémů nebo důsledky nedostatku spánku, s indikací toho, že by tento zákaz měla vykonat vláda.

moje další talenty v oboru umění konverzace, obsahují reference na věci o kterých nikdo kolem mě neslyšel.

clinger doodles from this week

re-reading mangoball again and i cant with the fuckass quackity and bbh subplot i cant stop fickign lauging

me and the bitch i pulled by being autistic