Hyuse: * Kicks The Door Down Looking Panicked *

Kageura: You ever meet someone who is just the human form of crumbs in the bed?

Usami: [ Hacker voice ] I’m in.

Kikuchihara: I don’t think you’re supposed to say “ hacker voice”.

Usami: Every single odd number has the letter “ e “ in it….

Kikuchihara: It’s 3 am, please go to sleep.

Usami: ThrEE.

Jin: Being in love with Tachikawa is not always cute or romantic. Sometimes it’s pushing his face away because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he has no sense of self-preservation.

Jin: Update, Tachikawa got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how!

Suwa: Is Tachikawa going to be okay?

Kazama: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

Kako: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit.

Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????

Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.

Kageura: Each time I tell you those three words, I mean them more and more.

Kageura: “ Leave me alone “

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.