Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.
Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?
Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.
Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?
Mako: Sure. Which one?
Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]
Yuba: You’re not doing it right.
Tonooka: Sorry?
Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.
Tonooka:
Kazama: Suwa, did you do something stupid?
Suwa: I think we both know the answer to that.
Arashiyama: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I….. I just described a dog, didn’t I?
Ayatsuji: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.
Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?
Urushima: I only take cash or credit.
Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?
Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.
Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?
Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.
Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.
Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?
Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.
Commander Shinoda: Alright, how are you two going to explain yourselves?!
Tachikawa: Verbally or Physically?
Jin: Well, I'm gonna say verbally, because judging by Commander Shinoda's tone, he might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.
An incorrect quotes blog for World Trigger. I thought it would be funny. Submissions and asks are open. This is just for fun and i'm always open to art and feedback.
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