Kodera: Have You Ever Seen The Captain Happy.

Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.

Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?

Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.

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Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Mako: Sure. Which one?


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11 months ago

Osamu: What about second trip wire?


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11 months ago

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:


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10 months ago

Kazama: Suwa, did you do something stupid?

Suwa: I think we both know the answer to that.


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10 months ago

Arashiyama: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I….. I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Ayatsuji: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.


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2 years ago

Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?

Urushima: I only take cash or credit.


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1 year ago

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.


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1 year ago

Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.


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10 months ago

Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.

Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?

Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.


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2 years ago

Commander Shinoda: Alright, how are you two going to explain yourselves?!

Tachikawa: Verbally or Physically?

Jin: Well, I'm gonna say verbally, because judging by Commander Shinoda's tone, he might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.


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An incorrect quotes blog for World Trigger. I thought it would be funny. Submissions and asks are open. This is just for fun and i'm always open to art and feedback.

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