Arafune: What Did You Three Do?

Osamu: This is such a bad idea.

Yuma: Then why are you coming along?

Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Ikoma: A lady just dropped a steak while I was at the store. I said “ whoops, now it’s ground beef. “ She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s show biz baby.

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Izumi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Kunichika: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.

Tachikawa:

Tachikawa: How do you set you phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.

Mizukami: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Ikoma: Mine just says “ Iko-San no “

Mizumaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

Hyuse: The next time I come to you guys looking emotionally vulnerable feel free to knock me out so I don’t say anything I regret

Osamu: Don’t be like that! If anything’s on your mind tell us!

Hyuse: Please, just hit me in the head.

Chika: We’re here for you whenever you need us!

Hyuse: Hit. Me.

Yuma: I’ll do it.

Hyuse: See, he cares about me.

Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.