Chief Rindo: Please Don't Do Anything Overly Dramatic And Stupid.

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin

Kageura: I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT “ RAIL ME “ MEANS! I THOUGHT IT MEANT “ I’LL HIT YOU WITH A TRAIN. “ I’VE BEEN GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE “ SHUT UP OR I’LL RAIL YOU. “ NO, NO, I HATE ALL OF YOU!

Kumagai: Careful, if you keep being so sweet to me, people will start thinking you’re in love with me.

Nasu: What could I have ever possibly done that you think I’m not?

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.

Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?

Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

Kido, to Tamakoma: “Is it time already for you to ruin my day?”

“I am very cute and nice, but I will also destroy you if that’s what needs to happen.”

-Chika Amatori

I am friends to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

- Oki Koji, at some point

Kitazoe: I saw Kage and Inukai hugging and then I realized they were choking each other and was like okay, that makes more sense.

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.