Coffee Shop AU Where Boba Fett Owns A Café Called “Boba’s Tea” Where They Obviously Sell Boba,

Little more of my Crow!Rook, cause I got the Lords of Fortune fit. Viago’s reluctantly proud of her for almost slaying the dragon and saving Treviso.

Bitch, when?! Watched this entire show in a fuckin' day! Hate myself for it, but I love these little shit kids even more! IN THE NAME OF LISA, TELL ME WHEN?!

YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

Also: TEN EPISODES!!!

TEN!!

Imagine being a race similar to humans, but living for a very long time, befriending Anikan as a child, Luke as a physical teen, then falling in love with Ben around the physical age of twenty-five...walking through the dark, back into the light, then becoming a Grey Jedi to save Ben...

Yeehaw, indeed...

JOHN WICK 3:

YEEHAW

Thor Imagine

Imagine being the youngest Avenger and Thor finding out after years- much to your embarrassment, that you were Odinist (a modern way of worshipping the Norse Gods) before meeting him in Arizona when he fell from the sky...

And once he finds out, he takes you straight to Asgard for the royal visit of your mortal life...

Anybody else creeped out when friends of their parents (50+ yr olds) come up out of the blue and say “Man, if I was 20 yrs younger” or something along those lines, as if it’s a compliment? Like you, a middle aged/old man, just came up to a 22 yr old in front of her mother and essentially said you were sexually attracted to them. In public. Yet my Mom’s standing there like it’s just a cute folksy thing to say.

Boah, me fuckin' too!

What I should be doing: working on my novel

What I’m actually doing: working on a 73 chapter Skyrim fanfic

Poor kid (4mth old wire haired pointer) had absolutely no concept of time whenever she napped on her big brother (a 90lbs akita, aka living furnace) and she is now, as of a few days ago, 2yrs old

I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

An Actual Conversation I Had

Me: Elder Maxson is fucking twenty, you guys. Elder Maxson isn't even through puberty yet. Elder Maxson could not walk into a Jewel Osco and buy beer.

Lawrence: Elder Maxson couldn't buy beer at a convenience store? Jesus christ. Imagine being the person who has to card him. Imagine ANYONE carding him. I wouldn't card him.

Ricky: He looks like a fifty year old man, NO ONE would card him.

Me: As a cashier, I'd have to card him. But picture this- you're working a register at ten o'clock at night, the only other person up front is an eighty year old woman with a hearing problem named Marianne. Elder Maxson walks into your line with a six pack of beer. He hands you his ID when you ask for it; he's twenty, you know he's twenty, he knows you know he's twenty, he knows exactly what he's fucking doing. Would YOU refuse to sell Elder Maxson beer? Would you be the one to call the manager on Elder Maxson? Would you call the authorities on a man who looks like he could supplex you through the floor? If it was me, I'd give him the fucking beer, man. I choose life.

When you’re trying to figure out how to fart silently in public

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