My Wife Fell Asleep On My Lap So Now I Am Stuck Here For The Foreseeable Future

dead meme i know...

Why so serious, darling? Scared of my power? Heh. I love the look that prey gets in its eyes when it smells the dominant pheremones of a wolf that means business. Can you smell my piss? My muppet piss? My Joker piss? My homestuck piss? My divine piss? I am not of this world. I will grab you with my teeth and shake you

is anyone able to help me afford utility bills i owe about $200 and its due really soon.

i was able to pay rent but thay was basically the last of my savings

anything & everything helps

$Tropscream

v: redloop

PP: tropscream

'cause you're hot then you're cold you're yes then you're no you're in then you're out you're up then you're down you're wrong when it's right it's black and it's white we fight, we break up we kiss, we make up

Reblog to have deep homoerotic sex fantasies with ur mutuals

I found a way to save Alfira! 😊🩷🧟‍♀️

Can someone please help we need to get groceries and my job is only giving me one 3hr work day a week :x

Venmo: @monicore

Paypal: monikamaymoore@gmail.com

I may be biased bc I’m taller than 99.8% of people, but I think when you see an attractive tall woman instead of going “awooga big woman I want her to rail me” you should go “wow she’s tall, I want to bend her over and make her squirm”