Told My Girlfriend That If She Proposes I Want A Secondhand Wedding Ring. I Explained I Don't Want To

Hahahah I would do this

I headcanon that Lance says things like "holy crow" and "this castle has gone apples and bananas" because he's around children so much that he's had to overwrite any swear words in his vocabulary. I also feel like this is why he says quiznak more than the other paladins, it's another silly nonsense word he can use in place of swearing so it's more natural for him to incorporate it

So my first 10 pull on this man's banner was certainly something I can't believe I got two of him and another five star and the other new character all in one 10 pull

Redheads just love me I guess

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

Trans:

As the oldest of the Seven, the two’s relationship goes back several thousand years.

The first time the anemo archon visited Liyue, the Geo archon greeted him believing he was in need of his help. Yet the anemo archon was only there to drink with him.

Since then, the archons would gather to drink together. Now, all that remains is the two of them.

They call one another “the clueless bard that can’t read the wind” and “hard headed old man”, names perhaps they can only use because of how well they know each other

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zhongven shippers come get y’alls food

Venti: It's not gay if I want to date Zhongli but only as pals, right?

Nahida: I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay

Ei: I am an expert and that's incredibly gay

Anemo Valentines all finished.

(If you use them, please give me credit)

Here they are separated.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

I refuse to believe that someone in the Agency wouldn’t get Atsushi these gloves.

Atsushi doesn’t find it as amusing as everyone else. But he will admit, privately to himself that they are comfy.