Hahahahhahaha
*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
So my first 10 pull on this man's banner was certainly something I can't believe I got two of him and another five star and the other new character all in one 10 pull
Redheads just love me I guess
Nom
I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....
Magic and Mystery/Coil Dazai(ʘᴗʘ✿)
As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
he suffers from pretty princess disease
Welp, you asked, so you shall receive: FYODOR TIME.
The entire point of the IRL book Crime and Punishment is the philosophical idea that fictional justification will never be enough to excuse an IRL crime: no matter how many times Raskolnikov told himself that he could get away with murder, the moment he killed his target he was consumed by guilt. Asagiri, a man who is constantly putting his underage girl characters in sexual situations for no reason whatsoever, absolutely does not wish to believe that this is the case.
This is why Fyodor Dostoevsky is a villain in BSD: so that his Google results will be flooded with people defaming him and his ideas and what he ACTUALLY said will get buried. (Asagiri knows that this is possible because it happened with Mori: in real life, Yosano was his closest and only female friend, and BSD fans vandalized their Wikipedia pages to erase this.)
Now, you may be wondering “then what’s up with Fyodor’s plan? Clearly, he knows there’s a God and that God is Asagiri, so why put him in the story at all?” This is wish fulfillment from Asagiri, plain and simple. There’s a reason why all of the named DoA members are famous literary CRITICS and their desire is to remove Abilities: Asagiri wishes to make people believe that anyone who disagrees with his worldview that his actions are harmless is an evil monster who wants to censor or otherwise destroy all literature, when in actuality, we have every right to be disgusted and outraged by his actions. At this point, my dream is for Fyodor to get the Book and create a new story that respects the authors it makes bank off pretending to glorify.
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Zelda Reacts Part 5
Thank you for your patience while I lost my mind over how many layers this outfit has :') I had the idea for this one early on and I felt like doing it before I get to some of the other requested outfits! I would have been so happy if they hugged at the end of botw 😭😭😭
Part 4: Barbarian <<< >>> Part 6: Voe