Hmm, I Actually Think It's YOU Who Is The Sentient Orange!

yea hes fine they just tucked him into bed without him wanting to. nah hes not waking up

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

i agree!!!!!!!!

kris dreemurr

releasing locusts in a queer-owned deli shop? not very WOKE of you, EVIL WIZARD!

wizard tip of the day: buy locusts in bulk and release them just sort of wherever

wOW this is good

nole design breakdown

houw could yo-aAAAAAAAAAASAFfjdkfjoeiwjdfiomndokfniodks

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

yall we finally got a release date

melting in excitement right now

if you cant flirt with your besties are they really your besties?

there had to have been a better way to word this

not nauseous enough, ya know?

"you've said that ad nauseam" yes and i intend to add more nauseam

nONONO you werent supposed to see that image

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster