Tis I!!! Nintastic94!!!! I Used To Be Nin9455 But I Evolved!!!!

me: auuugh I’m so sad. I have no friends and I’m so constantly lonely

my brain: have you tried making friends and NOT pushing EVERYONE out of your life…

me: no… but ill whine on tumblr instead…

My body is so needy “eeee augh I need water I need real food” how about you shut the fuck up and let me shove another jolly rancher down your throat dumb dirty needy hoe.  I hate you and hope you die, now go eat more jolly ranchers

Gggrrrrr people die when you are sleeping or when you are trying to take your nap. Why… okay don’t worry… don’t worry I will be finding this out shortly! Now! Friends my friends!!!!!! IF you ever are going to do something risky do it during the day (you don’t have to worry about asking if I’m taking a nap because I haven’t taken one since January 27th) but don’t die during the night because wellllllllll it’s gross and weird. Yup it’s SO gross and you’re SOOOO gross!!! OMG! You died during the night ?! What?! That’s….. so weird you are so strange… me? Oh yeah I died during the day! Why do you ask? Are you wishing you died during the day now? Huh huhhhhhh?!!!!!!!! Yeah I bet you’re JEALOUS.

BLOCK ME IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO RHYME. But! WAIT DONT BLOCK ME?!?!?!!?!!?!?!??! Because… if you can’t rhyme I am willing to help you learn… okay so basicly it’s when the same sound is at the end of a word. But FIRST you actually kind of need to find something to rhyme with. Like choke and smoke. I don’t do either of these things but if you do good for you. I guess if you smoke that’s great but I hope you don’t smoke around cats wearing hats that lay on mats

“DONT COME ANY CLOSER, I HAVE A GUITAR AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!” Type of stance:

zhou enlai stealing food from nixon, marking the beginning of chinas imperialist domination of america

It WAS supposed to be a mic. I dident show the aftermath but unfortunately I live with 4 boys so Trent was deep throated with his microphone and covered in white frosting. BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS ITS SOMETHING ELSE.

You guys would NEVER guess which 3 cookies I decorated…

(hint I really like nine inch nails and sonic the hedge hog)

you know that feeling when you want to know so much about something that it’s almost the only thing you can think about and it’s all you care about for about a week? Yeah I’m having that right now but I’m not geting overly excited about a show or something I just have been really into diseases and infections. Everything in life is a reference to disease and infections if you try hard enough!

I think I should be a doctor

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

i’m watching monster for the first time and tenma’s dick game must have been insane bc why is eva drunk daydreaming about him and crawling back after 9+ years?!