Tweaking The Hell Out, I Legit Blocked Myself From Being Seen On This App For So Long By Accident, Here’s

nine inch ninch…. throbbing grobbing….. skinny pinny…………

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

Let's rest in the barn with mama

"fuck u my child is perfectly fine"

Umm.. Your child's comfort character is Grimmer from Monster...

Angel Garfield

can’t sleep because I’m thinking about breakfast. But I have to sleep so breakfast comes faster…

my magic 8 ball broke… I was so mad I drank the inside liquid and now my mouth is blue.

BLOCK ME IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO RHYME. But! WAIT DONT BLOCK ME?!?!?!!?!!?!?!??! Because… if you can’t rhyme I am willing to help you learn… okay so basicly it’s when the same sound is at the end of a word. But FIRST you actually kind of need to find something to rhyme with. Like choke and smoke. I don’t do either of these things but if you do good for you. I guess if you smoke that’s great but I hope you don’t smoke around cats wearing hats that lay on mats

don’t worry about it, he’s zombie Jesus now.

wait did something happen to Jesus