That Fucking Scream Is Haunting

PSA to everybody not sure why we're celebrating the Ides of March, let me break it down.

The Ides of March is basically a fancy name for the 15th of march, which is the date that Julius Caesar got stabbed multiple times by several members of the senate and other faculty.

Julius Caesar was an asshole. He put legislature in place that would make him a defacto king of Rome, something that had been prevented for hundreds of years due to the fact that the last time Rome had kings they were also Assholes, created TWO WHOLE NEW F*CKING MONTHS JUST FOR HIS FAMILY (August for Augustus and July for himself) which meant that all the numerical months (October, December etc) got pushed out of place. He was also responsible for the fall of the Egyptian empire because he decided he wanted to get feisty with Cleopatra

And to top it all off, he was responsible, FOR THE BURNING OF THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA!!!!! WHICH IF NOT FOR IT'S DESTRUCTION WOULD'VE MEANT THE CONTINUATION OF HUMAN DEVELOPMENT, AND THUS HAD HUMANKIND AT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION BY THE TIME WE REACHED JESUS CHRIST(Though I'm not absolutely sure about the numbers on that one somebody fact-check me).

And he's also a big symbol of governmental corruption for the gain of already powerful figures.

A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom"

Well kinda like a cloud I was up, way up in the sky and I was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe

when was the scene in your header pls p)lse please im dying i need it yoai

I'm sorry to break it to you, but it's an edit I found in the depths of the Internet 😭😭

Here's the full if anyone wants it

Racoons are so mean cant you see i need to ease my suffering with your softness and cute grabby hands?why do you run away and abuse me with your little claws.

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

guess who got their driving learners permit today🙀 me!😼 guess who thought they ran over a squirrel today so they started sobbing while telling the other person “RUN ME OVER RUN ME OVER I DESSERVE IT”  just to realize the other person has been trying to tell them that they didn’t run over the squirrel.  Also me!😺

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

Just a reminder that if you leave a traffic light out I might find it and drag it home with me.