The Relatable Moment When You Take So Much Benadryl You Let A Possum Into Your House

“DONT COME ANY CLOSER, I HAVE A GUITAR AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!” Type of stance:

Hello fish nation, please enjoy some silly gouache fish paintings

Is anyone else's whole existence flawed, or is it just me and this guy?

I miss the pope… I rember him being here like it was yesterday…

Sometimes I HATE people so much I just want to imprison them inside a jar and shake it up when ever this piss me off.

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

let’s listen to mama

They ACTUALLY did this… it’s real they are taking over my house.

I love saying genuinely insane things and then when I get judged for it I just say “whattttatatata?!!!! How do you NOT know that I was just referring (insert piece of media)??? That’s so crazy! I can’t believe you didn’t know I was just playing around! “