who the fuck even thought wat anything above 10 °C is an okay temperature to live
I feel like eating meals under the rune here would be a weird experience, especially for some people more than others. Like sometimes people would remember eating dinners the kitchen swears it never prepared. Others won’t eat at any other table because their blood ox stew only comes out rare enough if they eat at this one. No one will play poker with Frank anymore because when he sits in his lucky chair he wins every round, and Captain Eva only eats in the hallway now because she’s tired of being told to pass the salt by voices no one else can hear.
Władysław Teodor Benda
Polish, 1873-1948
i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive
imagine life but not bad
no sideblogs; we mash our fandoms into a gross paste on one blog like men
Vampyroteuthis Infernalis
The name translates to “Vampire squid from hell.” It is not a vampire or a squid, it is actually an octopus. The vampire squid releases bio-luminescent ‘ink’ when defending it self to confuse other animals. It also turns itself inside out when in danger.