FOR TIL COCK????????

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Bitches be like "I don't feel too good today" but it's just an excuse to stay home and read gay fanfiction

It's me, I'm Bitches

I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.

OK

@zoeconstellation mentioned how no one shipped leoxpercy (lercy? peo?) and i said it was because they have like 2 canon interactions.

SO

this got me thinking that the two could actually be really good friends. which led to this (under the break):

Keep reading

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

Would you still vote for me if I were a worm?