This Is The Definition Of Chaotic Evil.

Bitches be like "I don't feel too good today" but it's just an excuse to stay home and read gay fanfiction

It's me, I'm Bitches

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

it's officially "salt air and the rust on your door" month

I thought this was a joke

I love this website

if you think about it, every song is actually about [current hyperfixation]