Boss Let Me Get A Cat🤩

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

Painting a board game with ERR0R😎

He doesn't know I'm posting about him. (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Boss has me cleaning the castle (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥)

Apparently leaving blood everywhere isn't acceptable ರ⁠_⁠ರ

Anyways, have some art my minions (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Y'all, my friend Percy just said my life is a Tumblr post and I actually collapsed on my fucking fractured knee

Killing myself

@xxmidnight-melodyxx

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

Get better grammar loser, you spelled something wrong

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This being my first tumblr post is wild, I have goo stuff I promise just ask @nicos-art-and-shit she can vouch for meh. This is my fav au for gf called “Controlled by a Parasite” made by me!! Fic for it and lots of content will be up eventually in the meantime, goo look at my YouTube here

There he go

gummy lamas

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Me about changing my life

"Time to revise and edit that tumbler post"*falls on other knee*

@xxmidnight-melodyxx was there again 😭

This is the post I'm talking about btw ⬇️

Fuck you 🖕

Loser

I will find you😃

Me about changing my life

"Time to revise and edit that tumbler post"*falls on other knee*

@xxmidnight-melodyxx was there again 😭

This is the post I'm talking about btw ⬇️