Y'all! Dust Is Doing Meth In His Room. I Can't Even Make This Up.

And I'm back my minions (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

This is Verdammter Narr

Enjoy my minions

I must go now as the boss has found his broken mug and the castle is on lockdown (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

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Me about changing my life

"Time to revise and edit that tumbler post"*falls on other knee*

@xxmidnight-melodyxx was there again 😭

This is the post I'm talking about btw ⬇️

Hey idiots

Got some more art for ya

Enjoy

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Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.

Dead as fuck

Reblog if your favourite danganronpa character is dead (let's see how far this reaches!)

This is true

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

Hehe

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Me about changing my life

"Time to revise and edit that tumbler post"*falls on other knee*

@xxmidnight-melodyxx was there again 😭

This is the post I'm talking about btw ⬇️

Day 3 fuck y'all

Asphyxiation my dudes

OMG! 😨

The first post I see on your blog...

😭

What does this mean!?!?!