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Here, have more perchance incorrect quotes

Dark Cacao Cookie: What are you two arguing about this time?

White Lily Cookie: She's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Golden Cheese Cookie: Cry me a table, White Lily Cookie.

Hollyberry Cookie: Pure Vanilla Cookie is off at an appointment, so while he's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.

Golden Cheese Cookie: Why?

Hollyberry Cookie: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.

Golden Cheese Cookie: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Hollyberry Cookie way.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Isn't that the wrong way? Golden Cheese Cookie: Yes, but it's faster.

Golden Cheese Cookie: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Pure Vanilla Cookie.

Hollyberry Cookie: You just said it again.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: ...

Golden Cheese Cookie: I am not a role model.

White Lily Cookie: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: *Incoherent mumbling*

White Lily Cookie: Huh?

Hollyberry Cookie: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Dark Cacao Cookie: Fake?

Golden Cheese Cookie: I have an idea.

Hollyberry Cookie: A good idea?

Golden Cheese Cookie: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

*Golden Cheese Cookie is fighting a monster*

White Lily Cookie: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Golden Cheese Cookie: The power to believe in myself!?

White Lily Cookie: No, a spear! Stab it!

GUYS GUYS GUYS! PVP CIV IS BACK! I know I only watched like a month ago, but pvp civ chapter 2!!!!!!!! AND PVP SEAWATT!!!!!!!! I surface from hours of rhythm gaming and my day is ten times better!!!

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

hey so what if third life was just an epic game of gaga ball during recess

If the WIP snippet ask is still open, I’d love to see what you have for Eskel & Fae or the Modern Werewolf Pack

Have some modern werewolves! They are confusing the hell out of Jaskier.

“Welcome to the neighborhood!” someone says, and Jaskier turns around hastily to see almost a dozen people clustered up on the sidewalk and grinning at him. “Um…thanks?” he says warily. “Need help getting your stuff into the house?” the spokesman, a broad-shouldered and very cheerful looking redhead, asks brightly. “I, um, could use a hand, sure,” Jaskier says, and then takes a startled step back as the little horde swarms his rented van. “Please be careful with the instruments!” “You mean I shouldn’t fling the - what the fuck even is this, this isn’t a guitar case?” one of the horde snipes. He’s shorter than the redhead, with a dark receding hairline and a wicked smirk. “It’s a lute,” Jaskier admits. “Who the fuck has a lute? What’s next, a fuckin’ psaltery?” “No, I don’t have one of those yet - how do you know what a psaltery is?” Jaskier blurts. “He spends so much time going down internet rabbit holes,” someone else says, giving Jaskier a bright, conspiratorial grin. “We keep telling him those are the wrong sorts of rabbits to chase.”

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Fave martin blackwood things:

- lied about a MASTERS in PARAPSYCHOLOGY in his cv. why did he choose such a niche study like how many jobs could that even get you (EDIT I now know what a CV is and that he’s not telling every job he has a masters sorry guys I’m very jobless 🙏)

- writes the most terrible poetry you’ve ever heard (said with love) and plays background music while recording it onto a tape recorder for the vibes

- when encountering a terrifying worm lady that tries to add you to her flesh hive, he MAKES SURE to keep some of her worms just so he can stick it in his bosses face

-the rudest guy in the world (said boss) does one nice thing for him that he didn’t expect and he immediately falls in love (this is real to me ok let me have this)

-wears video game shirts to work

-goes on rants about spiders importance to the ecosystem to a guy with the worst arachnophobia ever

-hides CO2 cans so that ‘the worms don’t find it’

-forces his boss to go on lunch dates with him so he doesn’t completely lose it to paranoia

-walked into his bosses office, found a DEAD BODY THAT WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, and all he says is “oh jon 😕😕”

-has practically the same reaction later on when someone tells him his boss compelled them to relive their worst trauma

-gets told the guy he’s been in love with for multiple years treats him horribly and goes “yeah and”

-outsmarted an avatar of the lonely despite being in a horrible depressive episode with no contact to anyone else

-manages to make peter fully believe he’s dedicated to the lonely even as his crush of many many years is practically confessing his love at every interaction

s5 martin is my favourite id need a whole extra post for him loml

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

I was simply doing an art assignment and then Michael showed up

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out