Strictly Ballroom Actually Movie Of All Time

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I’m funny

oh to be held and perhaps even kissed by a woman

CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

mythic quest + text posts part 23

Not mine, but perfect: 

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

I <3 my military propaganda man rooster

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at any given time i am thinking about eddie munson from stranger things !!!

------------- pt1 (rapunzel, eugene, gothel, stabbington brothers, captain of the guards, king, queen, cassandra)

Rapunzel: pre tower escape she would say "uhh she/her i think" but after she meets eugene she would say "oh she/they thank you and what are your pronouns?"

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: "your mom but if you really wanna know, im a he/they kinda guy"

Mother Gothel: she would either say "woman/hot" or "hotter/than/you" and then would exploit/womanipulate you into getting what she wants and it would work. she owns you now (sorry i don't make the rules)

Stabbington Brothers: "fuck are pronouns? give us your money"

Captain Of The Guards: "oh i gotta be somewhere" immediately run off to ask Cassandra (his adoptive daughter). 20 minutes would pass and he would run up to you super puffed and say "him/he, do you want some pasta?" but before you can answer he hands you two bowls of pasta, gives them both to you, and then leaves you there with the two bowls of pasta (he is trying but he is also italian)

King Frederic/Rapunzel's Father: he would call you multiple slurs, say "im a man", and then go on a rant about how the world is becoming corrupt because of the lgbt (in much more bad words) . he is homophobic and transphobic. after that he would send you to prison for life just for what his pronouns are

Queen Arianna/Rapunzel's Mother: she would get a little excited and say "oooh she/her/hers". The king would then sigh very loudly and tell her to not entertain faggots and threaten to throw you in prison for life. the excitement would then leave her body but she would also convince the king to not throw you in prison. Idk what she is still doing with the king he does not deserve her.

Cassandra: "why the fuck are you talking to me?" at first she would be so mad that you are talking to her but then there would be a five second silent pause and in a quiet voice would say "she/her/him/his"

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us