Reductress Headlines X Tangled The Series (Part 2)

------- pt2 (final part) (lance, varian, lorbs, adira, shorty)

Lance Strongbow/Arnwaldo Schnitz: he would let out a little chuckle, take your hand, kiss it and say "my pronouns are whatever you want them to be my dear". he would then immediately walk away before you realize he stole your phone/wallet/anything valuable you have on you. but he would only make it ten seconds before turning around, running back up to you, giving you your belongings back, saying sorry, kissing your forehead and then running off again.

Varian: "um well mine are he/him and i find the use of they/them too, anyways enough about me have you heard about this new chemical it is so cool it is called...." he will talk to you about alchemy and chemicals until you leave

The Lorbs: "oooooh ehehehehehe the stupid human is so stupid stupid human you know nothing, you are not on our level, you wouldn't understand. they would continue laughing and walk away. the lorbs are not homophobic, they are just above society. but they will still call you slurs but it would be in a funny affectionate way

Adira: "don't talk to me but if you must, address me as sir"

Shorty: just as heads up, this guy is so out of it, he does not know what is going on at any given moment but is super chill about it. this little guy is in his own world. so when you ask he will be like "oh why yes you can have this cupcake" will proceed to easily pull out a tooth of his, and give it to you

#save me mike faist as art donaldson with the backwards hat in the churro scene in challengers

😌 yea

taylor swift albums + text posts

Not mine, but perfect: 

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

wearing a mask makes me feel so sleepy everyone!!!

julius caesar is kind of a little bitch when you think about it. xie lian got stabbed WAY more times than that like 5x as much and he didn’t even die sooo. maybe caesar should grow up.

Making even more Community + textposts!!!!!

Bookstore clerk from sex and the city s5 ep4 CoverGirl I want you so bad.

More Tangled as Tweets & Textposts!