Im So Jealous Of People Who Grew Up In Their Childhood Home. What Do You Mean Your First And 18th Birthday

my contribution to the fandom today 💞

Lucy Gray should be proud to know she haunted that evil man every damn day of his fucking miserable life

haymitch love-whoever-tf-u-want-but-let-me-see-my-girlllll abernathy

bruce introducing clark to his children

clark: damn how many kids do you have?

bruce, counting on his fingers: well, it depends on your definition of “having kids”

clark: what?

bruce: like, i definitely have dick, tim, damian, and cassandra

clark: oh that’s not that many—

bruce: but there’s also jason, who hates me, and i don’t know if the adoption stood after his revival

clark: oh wow well—

bruce: and then there’s duke. he’s my kid, but not legally, you know?

clark: huh you have a lot of—

bruce: and then stephanie isn’t really my kid, but she’s part of the family if you get what i mean

clark: okay… i have three

I've had this idea rotating in my head for a while about a specific scenario in a universe where nobody is ever clued in on the fact that the bats are related. They just assume that Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood, Nightwing, and everybody else just coincidentally happens to be Gotham (+Bludhaven) based like Batman is.

Do me a favor and imagine the aftermath of some stage five hall hands on deck crisis where everyone and their team has to gather for debriefing and for medical care. Everybody shows up with their respective teams, Nightwing with his Titans, Red Robin with the old members of YJ, Red Hood with the Outlaws, Batman with the JL ect ect.

Everyone is super tired from the battle and none of them are even given a moment to breathe before Red Hood and Red Robin start beefing on sight. Before anybody can even think to intervene, Nightwing, Orphan, Spoiler, Robin, and Signal join in and they all just start bickering at one another.

Everybody thinks they're about to fight. Like seriously start hashing it out. Thing is, YJ are RR's ride or dies. If RR starts fighting Nightwing then the YJ are gonna fight Nightwing. And then the titans are gonna fight the YJ because those are Nightwing's ride or dies. Same goes for all the teams and their respective leaders.

Everyone looks across the room going, "Am I gonna have to fight you? Man, I don't wanna fight you." They could not wanna fight because of the prior battle, out of respect for their potential opponents, or because they know that opponent would whoop their ass. But they'll still do it because that's their leader.

Eventually all of them stop their bickering, suspending the room in tense silence, as they stare each other down. Everybody is bracing themselves for the first punch and the JL is preparing to break up the fight, but instead the silence is broken by all of the birds turning their heads in one direction and yelling, "Daaaaaaddd!"

The room is dead silent enough that everyone can hear Batman's exhausted sigh echo through the room before it's followed by, "You're all grounded."

they’re neighbors okay!! 

like oh u dont hate my guts on sight? 👉👈

the overwhelming feeling of sadness sometimes when someone treats me with kindness

im never going to forget the edit i saw that began with steve and a speech overlay saying “not a perfect soldier, but a good man” before glitching out and transitioning to bucky as the winter soldier with text writing “not a good man, but a perfect soldier”

this is the baby they insisted was a threat :(

haymitch sees the female tribute for the 74th hunger games and it’s a girl with the rage of maysilee, fire of louella, empathy of wyatt, blood of burdock, and the same horrible odds as himself. how could sweetheart not slip out?