Pepper: What An Idiot. I Can’t Believe I’m Going To Marry Him.

Lucy Gray should be proud to know she haunted that evil man every damn day of his fucking miserable life

sorry i was quiet i’m just thinking about a young dick grayson finding out how the robin mantle ended up hurting everyone who took it

imagine duke going to school with damian and damian telling everyone about his little brother.

a friend: aw my little brother is learning to multiply and he hates it. whats your brother doing in school?

damian: ap calculus

friend:

damian:

damian: he’s advanced

Headcanon that Damian calls Duke his little brother (like Fransika von Karma does with Miles Edgeworth) because he joined the family later. Also because he just hates being the "baby" of the family.

So he's like "Yeah, I'm hanging out with my younger brother Duke later today." to like Maps or Maya. And their like "Oh, I haven't met him before. But that checks out."

And then Duke comes in and he's just a bit younger than Tim and Steph while Maya/Maps was expecting a 4-10 year old.

Idk I think it's funny lol.

when someone mentions that my screen rotation is locked and i have to pretend it isnt to read fanfic

haymitch love-whoever-tf-u-want-but-let-me-see-my-girlllll abernathy

this is the baby they insisted was a threat :(

au where tony was brought back to life years later

tony: yeah and i made peter EDITH so that—

pepper: who?

tony, craning his head to the invisible camera: what has he done.

(miles away, a shiver goes down peter’s spine)

rest in peace Maysilee Donner, you would have loved... all of it. you would have loved all of it

May I ask what is your favorite kind of fruit?

just to exist in the world? starfruit

to taste? grapes