I Know It's Been A While Since Season 5 Ended And I Probably Should Be Over This By Now But I'm Still

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

imagine someone one day decides to use the wish just to change some tiny little detail about the world.

I'm talking about something that wouldn't really change anything, like turning something into a different color.

well that was a lot darker than I expected.

Also was that a cliffhanger? THERE'S A PART 2?!

I've seen some people say that what happened in mizu5 is similar to what just happened in inanimate insanity so I'm gonna watch the newest episode just to get some context

...didn't Adrien help Nino try to get together with Marinette and offered to help Marinette with modelling in Queen Wasp though?

I could name a few more, but Adrien has helped or offered to help his friends before and I think he deserves credit for that.

Edit: I just remembered the umbrella scene. I think it's the most popular example of Adrien helping someone

Adrien never puts any effort into his relationships with people. He's always handed things or having people do things for him. You have no idea how much I want the others to realize this and rethink their friendships with Adrien, but I know it's never gonna happen.

you said it, bestie. like, all relationships are a two-way street but Adrien's written in such a way that like, people adore him for doing fuck-all. like.

in Origins Nino becomes Adrien's bff because...............they sit next to each other.

Chloe chases after Adrien because he's rich and a model. neither of which are like. even within Adrien's control.

Marinette is obsessed with Adrien because he gave her a speech and an umbrella like, one time.

Kagami???? WHY does Kagami like Adrien? he is like wet bread. no backbone, no true drive or passion. because they're fencing partners??? that alone is not a solid basis for friendship, nevermind dating.

the rest of the class? they like Adrien because....he's Adrien.

like i'll give Gabriel and Emeilie a pass for their weird infatuation because that's kinda what parents are meant to be like (kinda). they're meant to love their kid no matter what (again Gabriel, kinda).

but friends? like Adrien's just floating through life all la-di-dah until he needs to cry about something and everyone rushes to comfort him because....The Script Said So. come on. what a weak-ass friend Adrien is.

when did Adrien ever plan Nino's birthday? or help with a party or a picnic? hell, he straight up ditched his friends in Glaciator because Maribug didn't want to go on a date. what kind of weak-sauce, limp-spined, lily-livered chump friend is that?

anyway Adrien ought to be a better friend or everyone else ought to move on to better pastures. but that will never happen because aDrIKinS iS PeRfECt

:O

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet but what if your ears weren't pierced and you got the ladybug miraculous

"*insert name here* you are the new holder of the ladybug earrings-"

"Are they clip on earrings?

"Well no-"

"Well then I can't help you"

Farm

Green: Blue what is that?

Blue: It's my nether wart farm.

Green: You need rehab

Miraculous AU where instead of killing the sentis, the heroes send them somewhere where they can be free

I have a question.

Why can't Marinette and Adrien recognize each other's voices while hiding and feeding their kwamis?

We know that their miraculous are the reason they can't recognize each other's voices but why can't they recognize each other's voices when they're not transformed?

Felix: Hey, I have a tragic backstory and an epic musical number, and you have a tragic backstory and an epic musical number. You know what that means?

Purple: We should fall in love!

Felix: Uh, I was gonna suggest that we become friends or something.

Purple: Oh

Purple: No you're right that's a better idea.