Cabanela Would Be So Good At Flossing

you’re 8 go play at the park and don’t worry about saving the world

"She should've been at the club" but for child characters. She Should've Been At The Swing Park.

As I get older it gets more and more insane to me that some of the protagonists are 15 and saving the world. At 15 i was playing on my ipad and trying to pass chemistry

​Not only is it wild to me that these characters are 15 and doing so much but I also feel so bad for them like they are legit a child and are forced to endure all this suffering. at 15 i kinda felt like an adult but now I still don’t feel like an adult and I feel so much older than I did at 15 and I am not that much older.

I don’t really feel like a woman but it’s the closest thing on forms so i just go with it because i don’t feel like a man or nonbinary

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

she got in trouble with HR for saying the other word so she switched to fop

Close call

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

meanwhile in the midwest a warning is just a way to tell all the dads to stand on the porch to stare at the tornado

marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake

ted tonate made it to my linguistics final paper

soj has a lot of sins of the father/carrying on the legacy type themes that i find interesting. i need to go to sleep so I may yap more in the morning