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My secret life...

Me: I can’t ship them….they are like brothers…that’s incest!….AGE DIFFERENCE MATTERS!!!….He has a girlfriend!….He is asexual!…He is scared of him!….He is DEAD!!!….They are enemies!…They always fight!…They are underage!…They are just sports partners!…They just make a good team!…This isn’t exactly gay!….None of this is canon!!!!

Tumblr: KEEP 

Weheartit: CALM

Ao3: AND

Fanfiction.net: SIN

Doujinshis: WITH

Pixiv: US

Me: OK :-3 :-3 

Lil Fluffbutt became Noodle boi.

Watching almost any movie:

me: LOOK AT THESE SMALL GAY CHILDREN

mom:

me: THAT I BIRTHED MYSELF

mom: they're fictional characters-

me: MY PRECIOUS SONS

mom: -on tv

me: THAT I GAVE BIRTH TO

mom: they're older than you

mom: and you're a boy

me:

me: MY OWN GAY WOMB FRUITS

All phrase squirrel jegus!

Writing Fanfiction

Someone: do you like writing?

Me: yeah

Someone: cool! what do you write?

Me: ...stories

Someone: about what?

Me: *sweats nervously*

Rodhogs hot bod. Cough.

Send me a kink and i’ll reply with kinkshame or kinksame

“My body is ready.” - 👌👌👌 absolutely 

Hey there peeps. I'm back, and so is my gf. School is back and so is this gay as heck blog!

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

teacher: "so what do you like to read?"

brain: "gay fan fiction!!!!!"

me, with tears in my eyes: "fantasy I guess"

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