Why Is It When We Read Smutty Fanfic, We’re Like: 

me: otp stands for 'one true pairing'

also me: otp stands for 'oh the pain'

I ship it.....

Bird Guy is so hard to draw

so uh where’s your soul

when you realize you spent all night reading fanfiction instead of doing homework

By Satan's hoof! My friend got a new smart phone.

It is flush time

teacher: "so what do you like to read?"

brain: "gay fan fiction!!!!!"

me, with tears in my eyes: "fantasy I guess"

An angel has found his perch above me.

Writing Fanfiction

Someone: do you like writing?

Me: yeah

Someone: cool! what do you write?

Me: ...stories

Someone: about what?

Me: *sweats nervously*

Heller, ima make another tumblr called Shool-doodles! Hope all y'all will look it up!

Person : So what's your hobby?

Me : Reading.

Person : Really? What do you like to read?

Me : *intense gay smutty fanfictions*

Me : ...

Me : Just some books... ya know.. like..umm...books.