The Way The Phrase "I Touched Myself While Thinking About You" Makes My Brain Melt. Like,, Really? Promise

treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

in desperate need to fuck a cute overachiever girl to make her forget her worries,, making her pretty smart head soso empty and dumb for me

making her relax and let go of everything that troubles her, having her so perfect on my cock

‘ shh, baby, i know it feels good,, that’s the only thing that should be inside your heard, right ?? good girls don’t have to think, their mommy will do it for them ’

why is everything so gosh darn expensive! i want all the cute stuff but i’m just a girl!

“well done baby” for the simplest of tasks 🥺

you should be adoring me while i'm all comfy in your lap rn but🤷‍♀️

Ngl I wna be someone's passenger princess so badly. Like I'll wear a pretty pastel sundress with no panties and I'll spread my legs so you can play with my pussy. All while I take your cock out ur pants and stroke it.

One more “🥺” out of you and you’re getting whatever you want

She’s a 10, but she likes being treated like a little girl and calling you daddy ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ

If you’re under the age of 18, unfollow me right now!!!! You’re not welcome here. I don’t care if you’re 17.5 or if you’re turning 18 this week or tomorrow. This blog is strictly 18+!!!!

This also applies to blogs that don’t have their age listed anywhere on their blogs. No, I don’t care about your excuses for not having your age on your blog. No one is asking for your exact age. It’s not hard to put "in my 20s," etc.

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer