Haha Not Me Tho My Friends Already Have Seen My Irl Low Standards And My Horrible Reputation For Liking

Guys I’m like coming up with these ideas for my PopRock (??) Branch au where I have a Rock troll oc become his parent/older brother (still deciding which one tbh) and I really want to work on it but I’ve just been either sleeping or being on my phone when I could be writing 😭😭😭 The outline for all 4 fics is like 6 pages long and I didn’t even outline everything I wanted to happen

Like imagine Branch meeting another “gray” troll and finally having someone who can somewhat understand him and doesn’t force on any happiness on him AND helps him learn to stick up for himself and face his fears???? IMAGINE !!!!

The supply is NOT meeting the demand dudes. It is NOT meeting the demand. I’m wanting to pump out fics more than I’m able to write out said fics.

I cannot function and go about my day to day life

why must I go to college? why must I go to work? why can't I be the malewife of an eccentric billionaire who loves me strangely but it's ok cause he's rich and hot and I'm the only one who can put up with it?

I WANT TO JUST DRAW STEB, THINK ABOUT STEB, DREAM OF STEB, EAT STEB WITHOUT FEELING ANY GUILT OR BEING HELD BACK BY RESPONSIBILITIES—-------

My beloved <333

(until I find a new man to obsess over)

I don't like how some of the gifs shown are NOT the same whatsoever

Caitlyn's vs Jinx's Target practice

Caitlyn is able to train alongside professionals and have a set-up that is no doubt larger than the size of a football field (remember: she was running and shooting targets during the competition) while Jinx has only her and the rest of the kids. Maybe there are a few adults who can guide them how to use a weapon, but she's not given the same resources as Jinx. Not to mention, Caitlyn's training to be an enforcer or, at the very least, for fun and as a hobby while Jinx does so to protect herself.

Cassandra's funeral vs Silco's funeral

Cassandra has a fancy casket, is surrounded by a crowd of people who mourn her, and has a whole fancy funeral arrangement while Silco . . . Silco gets dumped in a river. Again, Jinx is not given the same resources as Caitlyn. Cassandra's funeral is an organized event and you could argue that since Silco is a horrible man surrounded by people who want him for his power, he won't have a whole crowd at his funeral—that only emphasizes the differences between Jinx and Silco. Jinx wasn't able to grieve Silco with people she cared about while Caitlyn could.

Vi stopping Caitlyn vs her stopping Jinx

I'm not gonna defend what Jinx did cause she was shooting at Firelights, but the narrative has established that she was raised to be the violent person that she is. Look at the alternate universe for example—Powder restrains herself and is nowhere near as cruel. Caitlyn, on the other hand, was not raised to be so cruel. She was a much kinder person who didn't want violence to occur before her mother's death. Then she aimed her gun at a child in order to get revenge.

Caitlyn hurting Vi vs Jinx hurting Vi

How?? How is this comparable?? Caitlyn's reason to hurt Vi was selfish while Jinx's reason was selfless (and heavily misguided like girl please everyone just seek therapy). Caitlyn hurt Vi because Vi was trying to be her sense of reason and Cait was too deep in her grief to care. Vi didn't want Caitlyn to shoot at a child, so Cait hit her and tried to go after her sister to kill her only for revenge. Jinx, on the other hand, hurt Vi to do right by her sister. She hurt Vi to keep her in the cell and leave her life forever so Vi could be "happy".

Which is stupid cause if Ekko can start getting along with Jinx, then Caitlyn should've been as well if she weren't such an asshole. There was no reason to choose.

Caitlyn's posters vs Jinx's posters

They are kind of comparable, I'll admit, but I would like to point out that Caitlyn's posters were propaganda. Not only was she harming the topside AND undercity, she was trying to make it seem like this would somehow (??) unite them. How?? How was she going to create peace between Piltover and Zaun with the militant state she put the Topsiders in??? Jinx terrorized the undercity (through her helping Silco) though she did so because she was raised by him and isolated. Caitlyn terrorized both the topside and undercity. Jinx did so as well, but she's from the undercity, so obviously she won't care what happens to the topside. Honestly, me neither. Explode those enforcer tents, Jinx!! Caitlyn though??? Girl, you live in the topside. Why are you doing this to your own people???

"—account for your actions."

"No amount of good deeds can undo our crimes"

Um . . . Okay. . . So how are you gonna account for you becoming a dictator?? Cause no good deeds of trying to fix the undercity is gonna account for YOUR WAR CRIMES, so what are ya gonna do??

https://www.tumblr.com/stormikins/772768602476675072?source=share

same person different font.

theyll never be the same and jinx will always be better

I’m making a new Trolls fic called Different Path, Different Troll (I’m still workshopping the name).

The gist of it is:

Branch is worried about the safety of the village and sick of how he’s treated as an outcast. He doesn’t trust them to not lead a Bergen straight to Pop Village. Since his bunker won’t keep them safe permanently, he goes off to search for a new home that the bergens will not find. With an unexpected tag-along (Cooper), Branch encounters other trolls that he never knew existed. Some of these new trolls include a couple of well known bounty hunters.

Im still making the outline of the story, but I’m working on the first chapter. Hope I can get out the first chap in a week or so!! As per my last fic, I’ll have around 1,000 words per chap and my uploading schedule will be mostly random but at most I’ll have a chapter every 2-3 days.

Since I plan to add songs into my fic, I’ve created a Spotify playlist called “Different Path, Different Trolls” on my Spotify acc “Hookfang”. There you’ll see some songs that will potentially be added. It is not a definite list.

My AO3 acc is Brickory if you’d like to read my 2 other fics while you wait for my newest fic!!!

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Guys I need to write Arcane fanfiction cause likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#lowkeyprojectingmytraumaontoJinx

the more I think about it

. . .the more I hate CaitVi and want to get rid of it entirely

I need an AU where Jinx and Vi never had their heartfelt family moment ruined by Caitlyn—the Firelights? Sure. Silco? Hopefully not, but it'd be really interesting.

I HATE PEOPLE CHOOSING THEIR LOVERS OVER THE PEOPLE THEY CLAIM/ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT!1!1!!1!1!1 AGRVEJSJSKODKDNDXO

This photo is funny to me so I'm posting it again

Okay guys,,, this isn't funny. . .

Where's my sugar daddy?

Where's some random sexy stranger trying to save this pretty pink princess??

Where's my sweet, eccentric, odd, slightly concerning rich man to take me away from all this?!1!1?1!

I'm not made to do homework by myself with no friend sitting beside me also confused and needing help 😫😫

"If you have any questions, don't hesitate to speak up"

I'm hesitating omg I feel dumb but it's literally just me not working on it for more than a few hours with multiple distractions and breaks ugh

I feel a bit better that some other girl was struggling tho like lol I feel you girl thank god for you saying that you'll have to get a tutor cause me too 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Anyway gotta really pay attention to my zoom class rn but I don't think I'm even gonna bother cause I'll probs have to go back anyway cause I know nothing of how to do this engineering shit but I refuse to drop out cause I don't want to let the haters win

Viktor: I'm leaving—

Jayce: I'M PREGNANT AND ITS YOURS!!!

Viktor: I meant I'm leaving to get some more scrap metal.

Viktor: Hold on a moment . . . What do you mean you're pregnant? Did you magically get a uterus? A hex powered womb?

Jayce: Yes. . .

Viktor: Ah, that would explain it—WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES?!

Baby trap him

"poor accountant" LMAOOO

Omg now I need sketches of random Zaunites working under ChemBarons (like Thieram) but working in an office setting, tired, and doing whatever

I say as I have not finished any previous sketch ideas and am so behind on classwork

Smeech & Heenot

I'M NOT DEAD!!!! Art block has been a bitch, but I've been doodling these two nonstop. Of course I get attached to the two characters that have the combined screentime of like quarter of an episode 😭😭

Smeech was a phenomenal villain for S2E2 however. He's a fugly rabid chihuahua with the charisma of a sleazy business man, gimme more

And the way he moves and jitters constantly with his mechanical body, gives such excellent crackhead energy

And Heenot, he got like 10 minutes in the spotlight but I loved every second of it. Old sickly Victorian nerd with red hair? Uuuuhm where was he this whole entire time pls

My boy deserves a bigger cult following, he's got the POTENTIAL PEOPLE!!!

So anyway, my favourite funny looking rat and his poor accountant!