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The Under Used Adorable Prompt/Trope

Hi yes I’d like to make a formal complaint to the tumblr writing community?

The trope of light tickles is incredibly underused and under appreciated!

Examples:

Lightly tickling someone while their asleep so they do that sleepy/dopey smile and wake up giggling

When person A is trying to be mad at person B, so person B tickles person A juuuust enough to make not smiling hard, while teasing them until they eventually crack a smile

Person A absentmindedly tracing random shapes on person B, bonus if it’s on their palm

Something causes person A to cry, so person B comforts them, and then tickles them just to help/see them smile again.

Person A claiming they arent ticklish, but instead of person B tickling them alot right off the bat, they slowly tickle more and more while person A struggles to hold out as it gets worse untill they eventually crack.

Super light kisses on skin that tickle and make the person squirm, (usually on neck or stomach)

Person A focusing on something while person B is being needy trying to get their attention, so person B lightly tickles person A, who struggles to ignore person B now until they finally crack.

Person A absentmindedly drawing shapes on Person B, who finds it adorable. However, person B is really ticklish, so they have to try really hard not to squirm or laugh and ultimately disturb person A, who is adorable when they are off on their own world. At some point though, person A notices what they and person B are doing, and now tickles on purpose to see how much they can get away with.

Ear/Neck tickles.

Person A complaining they hate their laugh, much to the disagreement and annoyance of person B. So person B lightly tickles them just to get Person A giggling so they cant disagree with all the compliments person B continues to give them.

Person A challenges Person B to a round of video games, claiming they can beat their score. The winner gets an agreed on prize. However on Person B’s turn, Person A begins tickling them just lightly enough to be distracting, so person B ends up loosing.

Person A doodling with a marker on Person B, but they’re too ticklish and are struggling to stay still, and mess the drawing up so Person A has to restart.

Similar idea as previous prompt. Person A is doing Person B’s makeup, but the makeup brushes tickle and they are struggling to stay still, much to A’s chagrin and amusement, causing them to have to continually redo things. (Can also be done with things like body paint)

Not really tickling but Person A brushing Person B’s hair and Person B accidentally falls asleep.

Person A doesn’t like their smile, so they always cover it when they laugh, much to Person B’s disappointment. In retaliation, Person B starts lightly tickling Person A, who covers their smile, but it means they cant use their hands to stop Person B’s tickles, as they slowly get worse and worse and Person A eventually breaks

The classic Person A gets stuck and Person B takes advantage of it to tickle them

Using tickles to help tire someone out so they can sleep, (A great way to get a persons mind off a previous nightmare and cheer them up too)

—TIPS:

All of these are meant to be light or medium tickles, more so giggling and squirming and not screaming and thrashing. Few people enjoyed being tickled that rough, many hate it. Keeping the tickles light and bearable so the other person secretly has fun too makes the situation way cuter

Scientifically speaking, laughter, even forced laughter, triggers the release of dopamine in the brain. Being tickled actually does help someone who is depressed or upset feel happier.

It’s always sweet when Person A can tell when Person B is tired and has had enough and they stop before pushing them too far

Teasing. Teasing the person who’s being tickled and cant argue back 10/10

Many people find super light tickles soothing, like when someone traces on your back gently, these are also cute.

When tickles boarder right on the line between soothing and actually tickling and Person A can’t decide whether they like it or not. Bonus if person B is aware and enjoys tormenting the other.

Person B saying they will stop tickling when Person A agrees with them/repeats something they say. Example: “I’ll stop when you admit how cute you are!” (Even in this scenario, avoid thrashing rough actual torturous tickles, you want person A to cave rather then actually being forced by desperation for person B to stop)

Please share to help me correct this crime against humanity! ♡

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**Note: nothing about this is meant to be sexual or a fetish. Interpret/use prompts as you wish, but don’t assume and never shame others either way**

Character Abilities #5

Elemental Powers

General

Atmokinesis: Control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, ice, fire, air, earth, and electricity/lightning 

Powers Related to Ice

Freeze Breath: Freeze things in solid ice

Cryokinesis: Control ice, snow, and other forms of frozen water

Freezing: Lower the temperature in kinetic atoms to freezing temperatures

Frigokinesis: Control snow that is on the ground or as precipitation 

Ice Mimicry: Have a body made up of ice

Ice Beam: Shoot beams of freezing energy

Ice Generation: Generate ice

Ice Absorption: Absorb ice

Powers Related to Water

Elemental power of water

Water Generation

Scald Generation: Power to generate boiling liquids

Liquification: Ability to turn partially or completely into a liquid

Water and moisture manipulation: Ability to control, generate or absorb water

Plant manipulation

Powers Related to Fire

Fire Breathing

Heat Resistance/Thermal Resistance

Elemental power of fire

Fraxikinesis: Manipulate burnt matter

Geo-Thermokinesis: Manipulate, control, and create lava, magma and volcanoes

Electric manipulation

Microwave manipulation: The ability to convert ambient electromagnetic energy into microwaves and manipulate it into various effects such as heat, light, and radiation

Heat vision

Powers Related to Earth

Granulation: Ability to turn things into sand

Halokinesis: Control and manipulate salt

Hyalokinesis: Control and manipulate glass

Elemental power of Earth

Powers Related to Air

Aerokinesis: Manipulation of air, wind, and gas

Aeroportation: Teleport using wind currents

Air Mimicry: Ability to transform into a cloud of gas, fog, or mist

Sublimation: Ability to transform into a gaseous, mist, or fog-like from

Deoxygenation: Suck up all the oxygen from a place

Lung Adaptation: Ability to breathe anywhere

Wind Generation: Create blasts of wind

Air Generation

Flight: Have the ability to fly at will

Levitation: The ability to make anything rise up in the air and move around under your control

Elemental power of air

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　Word of The Day　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Corsair (Middle French, 16th century): 1) A fast ship used for piracy; 2) A pirate, usually from the Barbary Coast

150 Random Writing Prompts

There’s some fluff, some smut, some angst, and some funny prompts all mashed up from a bunch of prompt lists I’ve found. Absolutely none of these prompts came from me, I just threw a bunch of ones I liked together. 

“Come over here and make me.”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“I almost lost you.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Kiss me.”

“It could be worse.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Just once.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“Wanna dance?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“You did all of this for me?”

“I swear it was an accident.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“I fucking hate you”

“He’s dead, again.”

“It’s hard to get used to…” “what is?” “Being someone that someone cares for…”

“The first time you smiled it felt like the universe aligned.”

“It hurts…” “what?” “Loving someone who doesn’t love you…”

“Let me do this, please.”

you’re not as funny as you think you are

i’m just getting comfy

just because you can doesn’t mean you should

how don’t you know the difference between your left and right?

thank you for being in my life

text me when you’re home

you are such a nerd

why are you so cold?

stop laughing at me

you were put on this earth to give me a headache

you’re ticklish

can we go home yet?

you are a terrible influence

one of us is clearly smarter than the other

you need some sleep

how have you survived this long by yourself?

are you just quoting song lyrics?

i’m only here for the dog

sleep is for the weak

that was you?

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“What? I have never-”

“I do not have an answer for you.”

“In my defense, I really wanted to.”

“At least I didn’t break any laws.”

“What did you do this time?”

“How do we get out?”

“I don’t hate you.”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Just marry me already.”

“Did I stutter?”

“Did I just say that out loud?”

“H-How long have you been standing there?”

“I’ve never felt this way before and I’m terrified to be honest.”

“Is that what you call an apology?”

“Is there anything you want to tell me?”

“Somebody’s in love!”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“There is no way this much stupid can fit inside one person.”

“I’m never leaving…I promise.”

“Uh, am I interrupting?”

“I like you, like like you like you.”

“Be my Valentine?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“God, I love you.”

“You’re so fucking cute.”

“Stop being a fucking prick.”

“Do you want me to stay?”

“You’re my everything.”

“I love seeing you smile.”

“i’ve been thinking about you all day.”

“ i can’t get enough of you.”

“i like being close to you. you’re warm.”

“i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know.”

“is this okay?”

“this is a one time thing.”

“you know where to find me.”

“you’re really good at that.”

“here’s my hotel room number.”

“don’t be shy now, sit on my face.”

“Wanna join?”

“Stop doing that”

“YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”

“If I ask you to kiss me in front of all these people, will you do it?”

“Don’t go on that date.” “Why?” “You know why.” “Say it.”

“ i think i might be in some kind of love with you.”

“say you want me, and i’m yours.”

“you need a place to stay for the night”

“i want to taste you”

“i love it when you talk dirty

“if you interrupt me one more time— so help me god”

“if we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs”

“i don’t know what to do” “then let me teach you”

“i forgot my towel”

“this feels dirty” “that’s because it is”

“don’t cover you’re face, i want to see you”

“are you sure about this?”

“ive never wanted to fuck someone as badly as i want to fuck you rn”

“do you want help with that?”

“im going to fuck you until you forget that assholes name”

“bend over the desk love”

“is that my shirt?”

“my mother adores you.”

“is that a drawing of me?”

“i didn’t mean to say that but yeah, i love you.”

“i’ve never seen anyone look so cute and ridiculous at the same time.”

“stop looking at me like that!”

“i didn’t know you could sing.”

“you weren’t supposed to hear that!”

“you wrote me a song?”

“i’m not scared but if you are, you can hold my hand.”

“this isn’t adrenaline, i want to spend my life with you.”

“do you think of me when you touch yourself?”

“Take my jacket, it’s cold”

“My friends get annoyed by how much I talk about you sometimes”

“I’m not going anywhere”

“fuck you.” - “when?”

“no one’s ever made me feel like this.”

“here, let me help you.”

“we’re quite literally fugitives of the state.” - “so no pizza?”

“you’re insane.” - “people keep telling me that.”

“you’re pretty.” - “you’re drunk.”

“i told you i’d come home to you.”

“i’ll keep you safe.”

“i’ll spend a thousand lifetimes coming back to you.”

“i didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”

“please never stop smiling.”

“Touch yourself for me.”

“Shut up and take your pants off.”

“Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?”

“Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.”

“How are you this perfect?”

“I’ve waited so long for this.”

“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

“Tell me what you want.”

“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

“Just let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

“Were you just masturbating?” “U-uh..no, I was just..” “Want some help?”

“Tell me again.”

“I really want to kiss you right now.” “Then do it.”

“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

“Stop distracting me.”

Fluffy , sweet stuff prompts for your otp .

You're so cute !!!

You're are so adorable !

You're so precious .

I just love kissing you.

Your hands are so small ! I love them .

You're so lovable.

I love it when you blush .

You're so cute when you're nervous and shy .

I just love cuddling with you .

You're so warm .

I just love you so much...

You .Are . So . Beautiful.

I just can't enough of you . You're so cute!

But I want kisses....

You're such a cutie , I'm so lucky to have you as a friend , babe.

Haha, you're so cute.

Will you hug me ?

You're my angel .

You being here is enough to make me happy.

I love you so much ...More than you can ever imagine.

C- could we maybe make out ?

You're the light of my life .

You're literally my life. Don't ever leave me.

You look so adorable!!

You deserve to be taken care of.

You're my life .

I like hugging you.

I just wanna hug you.

I love you sweety , you're the best thing that ever happened to me.

You're cuddly , aren't you ?

Talking to you really made my day.

I'm glad I could be here for you.

I like it when you smile , it's cute .

Your smile is so adorable .

I like being cuddled .

I love cuddling you .

You mean so much to me.

{ whispers } I'm so in love with you...

{ whispers } I love you...so much...

You're so perfect.

You're perfect for me .

You're so amazing.

You don't know how beautiful and sweet you are..

I don't think you know just how beautiful and amazing you are .

You complete my world .

You're so soft ! - I'm never letting go .

I care about you .

I - I love you...

You being here is enough to make me happy.

{ whispers } I missed you. I missed you like crazy.

I'm so lucky to have you.

I think you're adorable .

I love your smile.

You have a beautiful smile.

C- can I hold your hand ?

You're important to me.

You mean the whole world to me .

Even if you're happy a little , it means the world to me.

I could kiss you all day .

C- can I kiss you ?

Wanna cuddle?

Just hug me .

I could kiss you right now.

But I want a hug...

You deserve to be loved.

You deserve to be treated with care .

You are my happiness .

I want to hold you forever .

I'm so lucky to have you.

You're beautiful and amazing and deserve everything .

broken relationship prompts

” we used to be a lot closer. ”

” what happened to us? ”

” you broke my heart. ”

” i'm sorry for the way things ended. ”

” i don't want this to end. ”

” it's gonna take some time, but we're gonna pull through. ”

” just hold me. ”

” can i trust you? ”

” you were my best friend. now you're just some distant old acquaintance passing by. ''

'' we're nothing. ''

'' that part of my life is done. ''

'' so it was all for nothing? ''

” i love you. ” ” you broke me. ”

'' i don't wanna see you. i don't wanna be with you. i just want you to go. ''

” did you ever even love me? ”

” i stood by you, through everything. ”

” have i lost you forever? ”

” i don't know what i want. ”

” please forgive me. ”

'' curse me to hell, and maybe i'll come back an angel. ''

'' friends don't break each other that way. ''

'' i told you not to break my heart, and that's exactly what you did. ''

” i can't pretend like i don't still miss you. ”

” i'm tired of fighting. i don't wanna do it anymore. ”

'' please don't leave me. ''

'' you need to be honest with me, otherwise we're never gonna solve this. ''

” i didn't have the heart to tell my parents what happened [between us]. ”

” you hated me before and we become friends. ”

'' things are never gonna be the same, name. ''

'' it's done. that part of my life is done. ''

'' do i really mean that little to you? ''

'' i still need you in my life. ''

'' i can't be your friend. it's too damn hard. ''

'' i can't see you anymore. ''

'' i don't wanna hear your voice. i don't wanna talk to you. i don't even wanna look at you. and i sure as hell don't wanna be your friend. ''

'' stop fighting me, we're on the same page! ''

'' keep your friends close and your enemies closer. ''

'' you screwed us over. not me. ''

'' damn you for making me do this... ''

'' this was you, not me. you did this to us. ''

'' things are not fine. they haven't been in a while. ''

'' but this, all of this? you're taking it for granted. ''

“ i can fix this. “ “ no, you can’t/it’s too late/it’s over. “

Text: There’s a child in the woods. If it offers you a bone, you must gently refuse. If it cries when you say no, your life is over. 

Writing Sibling Relationships

A sibling relationship is perhaps one of the most complicated things to realistically write about. Your character dynamics and personalities will help determine their relationships but here are some things to consider:

Building their past:

Think about how they were raised. Upbringing plays a large role in impacting a person’s character, and it also helps shape relationships with siblings.

Consider their favourite memories. Good memories are important to a person, and people often seek to create new memories similar to the old good ones.  On the other side, also think about their worst memories.

Who was the oldest? Who was the baby? Birth order does have some impact on personality. It also is especially important for the earliest memories.

Think about the roles that they ended up in. Siblings do, to some extent, define themselves by how they are different from each other. They pursue different interests, take on different roles, and explore different identities. These roles can be a source of self-realisation and sometimes frustration. 

Giving siblings personalities:

Choose personality traits for each sibling. Even if the sibling is only a minor character, it’s important to know their basic personality.

Think about each character’s dreams, hopes, and struggles. What do they want in life? What are their goals? Every character needs something to strive for.

Figure out their insecurities. Everyone feels insecure about different things: skills, personality traits, perceived physical flaws etc.

The siblings in your story might have similar looks, qualities and characteristics. However it’s important to make them their own person too. 

Keep in mind that siblings might have the same habits, sometimes without even realising it. (Personal example- My eldest brother and I do not look the same. He has green eyes, mine are brown. I have dark hair, he’s blonde. Our faces are shaped different. He takes after our mum, I take after our dad. However, we have a lot of the same habits and mannerisms. We both carry ourselves in the same way, we both quirk our eyebrows in the same manner when confused. Little things like that, that when growing up I’ve picked up from him and vice versa.)

Things siblings do: (This is a generalisation)

Siblings know how to push each others buttons.

Usually they spend so much time with each other, they know exactly how to annoy their sibling and the best way to do it.

Whatever annoys your character, his (or her) siblings already know about it. If your character’s siblings decide to get on his nerves, it shouldn’t take them very long.

Most (if not all) siblings make fun of each other to some degree. Usually they are just messing with each other. Depending on the circumstances, the insult may be forgotten almost immediately.

But it’s important to consider how siblings react when someone else is picking on their brother or sister. A lot of siblings will get defensive in this situation.  Unless you have set up a reason otherwise, make sure your siblings know how to tease each other but also how to protect each other.

They rarely call each other “sis” or “bro” unless they’re trying to be annoying. This is seen a lot in films and TV but it’s not common. The occasional greeting like that is fine, but overusing it just sounds strange and unnatural.

Sibling conflict:

Siblings will argue other pretty much anything. Most of the time it’s just to get a reaction. Sometimes one will start an argument just because they’re bored.

The silent treatment! A lot of siblings, particularly children teenagers and young adults will give each other the silent treatment over the pettiest things. But it’s incredibly hard to ignore someone living in the same house as you for a long period of time.

The sibling on the receiving end of the silent treatment will usually do absurd and annoying things to get their brother or sister to speak. 

Common things siblings argue about:

The tv remote

Who is going to use the bathroom first

Someone is taking too long in the bathroom

Who gets to sit in the front seat of the car

Who the favourite is

Estranged siblings:

“Sibling relationships are our longest, but it’s also an accident by birth. There are no guarantees that the siblings will grow up with similar personalities, interests or like each other,”

You should be able to find plenty of conflict amongst brothers and sisters. But most of the time there is a resolution.

If you were to fall out with a friend, you can unfriend them, you can’t un-sister a sister, whether you like it or not you’re stuck with that person in some sense.

However, some siblings do fall out and never speak to each other again. It happens, but if this happens in your story there are a few things to consider: 

When asked about their family will your character acknowledge that they have siblings? Or will they claim to be an only child?

Why did they stop speaking?

Would they reconcile in times of crisis? For example, if a family member died would the siblings put aside their differences to deal with the situation?

Do they tell stories about their childhood that include the sibling? 

It’s important to remember that if someone has a sibling, a lot of their childhood memories and stories from growing up will have some reference or include that sibling. It’s hard to complete cut them out, they will be mentioned at some point. 

Given the entangled, long-lasting bond, what’s the price paid for suspending or ending it? 

Does the sibling have other brothers or sisters whose relationships are satisfying? “

“If they have no contact with a sibling, it’s losing a shared history and there can be a sense of guilt,” 

Or are your character’s relieved? Do they express a sense of relief. 

“Like the end of a marriage, sibling estrangement is always sad, even when it brings relief. It’s not what anyone hoped for, but sometimes it’s the wise and necessary choice.”

Ways of bringing together estranged siblings:

Write compassion between your characters. Show them trying to see things from the sibling’s viewpoint alongside their own.

Have them say what they want from their sibling moving forward. Don’t just have your characters vent all the time. Your reader might grow tired of that.

Confirmation of love and affection:

Are the siblings in your story the type to talk about feelings? Maybe they don’t talk about it but the feeling is still there. Consider showing the depth of their relationship through actions.  

(Personal example - When I was born my brothers were 4 and 6 years older than me. From what my mum has said they were both excited to have another sibling and would fight about who got to hold me first. When we were younger we used to cuddle on the sofa and play together, and frequently said I love you etc,  however as we got older that stopped. I can’t remember the last time I said I love you to either of them, which sounds terrible. But it doesn’t change the fact that I know they love me and that they know I love them, we just show it and say it in different ways.)

Relationships with parents:

How did parents or caregivers react to fights between siblings?

Was there parental favouritism, real or perceived? How did the non-favourite sibling(s) react?

Do your siblings stick together when arguing with their parents?

Would your characters lie in order to prevent their brother or sister being told off by their parents?

Some siblings will join forces to tease their parents. 

What if the siblings don’t have a good relationship with their parents:

If this is the case in your story, research it, google is your friend.

Try and read up on real life experiences.

Consider how the siblings view their parents. Do they stand together with the same opinion or do they have conflicting recollection of events?

Do the parents have a healthy relationship with each other? How has this impacted their children?

Writing siblings who have abusive parents:

If the siblings come from an abusive home, how has this affect their behaviour? 

Do the siblings ever talk about what happened? 

Do they have the share the same experience? Do they ever argue about the situation?

Are they over protective?

Has their own relationship become strained? Have they drifted apart?

Do the siblings ever acknowledge the past? If not, does this cause friction?

Common assumptions about sibling age order:

Oldest child: people pleasing, bossy, organised, punctual, natural leader, controlling, ambitious, expected to uphold family values, caretakers, financially intelligent, responsible

Middle child: flexible, easy going, independent, sometimes feels like life is unfair, sometimes will engage in attention-seeking behaviour, competitive.

Youngest child: silly or funny, risk-taking, creative, sometimes feels inferior, easily bores, friendly, outgoing, idealistic, the baby of the family.

Only child: close to parents, demanding, leaders, spoiled, self-absorbed, private in nature, may relate better to adults to kids their own age, independent, responsible

While these are common assumptions, they are not strictly true and it’s important to consider your characters personality before you apply any of these stereotypes because it may clash with how your character truly is.

Half siblings:

Half-siblings can run along several lines:

They might act like full siblings, depending on how long they’ve known each other.

They may view each other as space takers.

Your characters may feel “eh” about their half- sibling, they could just be someone who is there but they don’t have a relationship with. The half-sibling may even be a complete stranger.

Consider that they might be rivals. Are they friendly rivals or bitter rivals?

Don’t get caught up in trying to build their relationship based on what “should be” in accordance with society. As you establish these characters, let your own imagination lead you to what their relationship is. But remember that their relationship will be impacted on how the parents treat them too.

(@its-the-tear-in-my-heart ​ thanks for asking about sibling relationships. This post is more generalised than your question but I hope it helped in some way.)

WRITING PROMPTS TO EMBARRASS YOUR OC. Pt 1

A bunch of ideas for you to make your OC want to crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment because we writers are loving bullies. Hehe ~

They break a chair or fence they're sitting on.

He says something inappropriate ,not realizing his microphone is still on .

She breaks a glass or spills a drink .

He tripped on his shoe lace and fell face first into her chest .

Her period starts early and she bleeds through her clothes.

He congratulates a woman on her pregnancy. She's not pregnant.

She accidentally hugs or hits the butt of a stranger , mistaking him for her brother/ best friend or significant other .

He was only pretending to know about something and someone asks a very detailed question about it.

She/ He entered the wrong washroom.

She walked out of the washroom with toilet paper sticking to her clothes.

She walked into a pole / wall.

Someone reads their private letter or diary entry out aloud in a group.

She faints / gets sick at the worst possible time.

They wore their clothes inside out or backwards ( or both ) .

An unflattering or compromising video or photo of her is widely distributed.

A family member brings up something private in front of her friends or crush.

They walked in on someone changing.

She's caught talking to herself when she thought she was alone.

He farts loudly while taking part in a group conversation .

She's underdressed or overdressed or wearing something inappropriate for the occasion .

They take a bite of something that was meant for decoration.

He's been calling someone the wrong name for weeks.

She's gone to the wrong classroom, business meeting or funeral.

They accidentally sent something that was supposed to be deleted to someone .

Her crush discovered her love for him in the worst ,most embarrassing way .

They said something private or personal to their sibling or best friend and realized someone else was in earshot.

She got mad at him for ignoring her greetings all the time when in fact he was actually deaf.

She cooked food for the party and everyone had food poisoning or diarrhoea.

He wore two different shoes or socks to the occasion.

He faked illness to stay with her but she found out .

She complained about her annoying boss to someone who turned out to be related to said boss.

They got drunk and sent an embarrassing video / calls/ texts to their ex / crush / boss etc

He sent something inappropriate or something meant to be private to a group chat.

She was caught dancing in her underwear when she thought she was alone.

He forgot to turn off the camera and was caught doing something really inappropriate or embarrassing.

He lost a bet and had to wear something very odd/ embarrassing/ inappropriate for an important event .

She arrived at the wrong time for the dinner or occasion .

He was rude to someone who turned out to be of higher authority/ social status as himself .

They tripped and fell face first into the trash .

His parent became a teacher at their school and keeps exposing private things to their mates or tutors.

writing prompts for writers with no motivation

pick a topic you know nothing about and write about it like you’re the expert. just make stuff up. Tell us all about the complicated history of scissors or whatever and how left handed scissors were banned by the Catholic Church until 1978, or something

Create completely over-the-top self indulgent OC’s. Write about the magical half-unicorn witch with rainbow hair and sparkly purple eyes that you wanted to be when you were 14.

Write a negative review of a book that doesn’t exist. Just make stuff up off the top of your head to complain about.

Write smut, but like, intentionally bad smut. make it as unsexy/pretentious/purple/unrealistic as possible. Find the most convoluted metaphors for your characters’ genitalia that you can possibly conceive of.

pick two of any kind of work of fiction (movies, books, etc) and come up with an “X meets Y” style blurb for a hypothetical work of fiction that...in theory??...meets the two in the middle.

lists of names in a specific style, but they get progressively more ridiculous. examples: pirates, supervillains, Vikings, Fantasy(tm) taverns, puritans, settings on a Fantasy(tm) map, boybands, YA dystopian protagonists, warrior cats, any category you can find on a name generator website really

Make up some unhinged political opinion or conspiracy theory for a fantasy setting. spend a paragraph in the persona of some elf antivaxxer arguing that wizard staffs make you gay

make titles (and if you want, synopses) for books that don’t exist. you can base them on real books if you want

write fake sayings, inspirational quotes, fortune-cookie sayings. Make them sound almost like they mean something at first glance but they’re incomprehensible when you try to delve into them. Or make them just weird.

In a similar vein as the SCP Wiki’s Log of Anomalous Items, come up with magical or “anomalous” versions of everyday objects. You can start with stuff on your desk if you like. Water bottles that fill up with horseshoe crab blood if left unattended. or whatever. Include details on where they were found if you want.

write about questionable super heroes with weird or overly specific powers. Like the little known Blue Footed Booby Man

write a “horror” story or creepypasta but it’s like...as stupid and not-scary as possible. Dont just depend on “the twist/scary thing is super cliche and predictable” for it either, see how you can take an actually effective concept and make it unbearably dumb

invent swear words/insults, the more complex the better

plagiarize. By this I mean write something that’s completely made from sentences from other things and try to make it coherent

write one (1) scene from the most outrageously cool and epic hypothetical story you can imagine. just try to cram as many references to magical flying wolf bounty hunters and inter-dimensional dragon priests and time traveling samurai as you can with literally no regard for anything

Take a sentence or paragraph and replace every word you can in it with a synonym. either try to make it as weird and uncomfortable as possible, or just keep doing this in a telephone game sort of fashion until it’s no longer comprehensible.

a hundred kissing prompts

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“ just kiss me. ”

“ i really want to kiss you right now. “

“ forgive me with a kiss? “

“ give me a smooch. “

“ you’re mine. “ “ so come kiss me. “

“ maybe if you kiss me, i’ll do the dishes. “

“ i’m here for business — not pleasure. “

“ so you don’t want me to kiss you? “

“ i could kiss you for hours. “

“ how about a good night kiss? “

“ you may now kiss your fiancée. “

“ we should practice for our wedding day. “

“ you, me, bed, now. “

“ i want our first kiss to be special. “

“ you didn’t kiss me good night last night. “

“ we forgot our good morning kiss. “

“ i forgot to kiss you good morning, so i’m doing it now. “

“ i’ve been wanting to kiss you for a while. “

“ kiss me, i’m miserable. “

“ who was your first kiss? “

“ did you pay the bills? “ “ yes — where’s my kiss? “

“ if you want me to kiss you, all you have to do is ask. “

“ you’re a great kisser. “

“ you’ve never made out with yourself in the mirror? “ “ …what? “

“ can i get another one? “

“ every time you kiss me, i swear i fall even more in love with you. “

“ i haven’t mastered the art of kissing yet. “

“ wanna practice? “

“ you’re a great kisser... is there an award for that? “

“ kiss the pain away. “

“ your lips on mine and i'm home. “

“ is there such a thing as love at first kiss? “

“ if i were to kiss someone, it would be you. “

“ you’re irresistible. ”

“ with your lips on mine there's less bullshit coming out of it, so i guess there's that. “

“ you’ve got great lips. ” “ thank you? “

“ kiss me again — but don’t stop this time. “

“ i love it when you kiss me. “

“ your kisses mean the world to me. “

“ i want you to kiss me. for real, this time. “

“ one last kiss is worth being late to work for. “

“ if you kiss me, we’re not getting out of bed today… “

“ you kissed me last night. “ “ and you didn't stop me. “

“ no more kisses! i need to get ready for work. “

“ you’re not much for kisses, are you? “

“ i really want to kiss you. “

“ it’s cute, this thing you’re doing. “ [being nervous over their first kiss]

“ you've never been kissed before? “

“ you’re going to have to guide me through this. “

“ do i just... close my eyes and lean in? “

“ you're just, really cute, and i don't want you to be disappointed... “

“ if you're not ready for a kiss, that's okay. “

“ guess there's some pressure for you too, isn't there? you know, being my first kiss and all... “

“ i want our first kiss to be special. “

“ one day, i'm going to kiss you, and it's going to be magical. “

“ i kissed you. “ “ i know, i... was there. “

“ kiss me again. “

“ you just can't help yourself, can you? “

“ you’re just… you know, i really want our first kiss to be special. “

“ i've always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “

“ it's just an innocent kiss. “

“ we're friends, right? friends kiss each other all the time. “

“ people kiss each other all the time, doesn't mean there's feelings involved. “

“ i'm sorry for bringing it up. “ “ actually, i would love to kiss you. “

“ you mean, you, and me? kissing? “

“ you've seriously never thought about [us kissing each other]? “ “ maybe once or twice. “

“ you mean us, kissing? “ “ can’t say it never crossed my mind. “

“ let’s just… kiss to see what it’s like. “

“ fuck it. get over here. let’s do it. “

“ it’s just an innocent kiss. it’s not like it means anything. “

“ when you kissed me... it's like my soul got set on fire. “

“ i've heard great things about you. so naturally... i'm a little curious. “

“ it’s not like i’ve thought about kissing you, or anything… “

“ you’re really good at this, you know. “

“ all i want to do is kiss you, all day. every day. “

“ i’ve never kissed anyone before. “

“ you said you’ve never kissed anyone before. i’m planning on changing that. “

“ well, if anybody were to kiss me… i would want that person to be you. “

“ you just can't get enough of me, can you? “

“ and right now... i think you should kiss me. “

“ are you sure you’re ready for this? “ “ i've been ready. “

“ don't make this weird. “ “ but... you haven't been kissed before. “

“ kiss me like you mean it. “

“ kisses aren't necessary. we can stick to hugs and hand holding. “

“ i’ll kiss you right now to prove that i don’t feel anything for you. “

“ you kissed me first. “ “ i definitely didn't. “ “ you were literally all over me. “

“ i’ve been wanting to do that for a while. ”

“ did you just kiss me? “

“ you're full of shit if you think that kiss didn't mean anything. “

“ did we just... kiss? “

“ your kiss already proved it. “

“ shit... i didn't mean to do that. “ you didn't mean to kiss me? “

“ kiss me, and don't let go. “

“ you're not gonna kiss me. “

“ kiss me and you'll find out. “

“ you don't have to kiss me if you don't want to. “

“ and right now, i think you should kiss me. “

“ you shouldn't kiss me right now. “

“ don't speak, just... kiss me. “

“ come kiss me. “