Kinda Wish I Were An Only Child Ngl

I am constantly getting blue balled in this damn house

Back in ninth grade I was failing geometry because the Pythagorean theorem made no sense to me. Now I’m in pre calc and it’s the only thing I understand.

WHY DOES MY CAT THINK THE BEST LOCATION TO MAKE BISCUITS IS ON MY FUCKING DICK N BALLS BRUHHH

He’s finally here!

A lot of leftists say that “The Left” is actually center, which I’ve always hated, but they aren’t entirely wrong. I have some opinions that most would consider right-leaning (pro-Israel, pro 2A, pro police), and leftists certainly don’t agree with most of them, but Democratic politicians do. It’s going to be pretty difficult to be a politician, whether Democrat or Republican, if you disagree with those three things. The thing is, “The Left” may be becoming slightly more center, but only because “The Right” has quickly turned into the far-right. Republicans are suddenly throwing up Nazi salutes, calling for the annexation of other countries, starting dehumanization efforts for immigrants and disabled people, etc. etc. and they have support. Which puts Democrats in a pretty hard position. They desperately need to lessen the support for the new far-right.

Which brings up another interesting question, how (most) leftists are able to connect Trump deporting people to El Salvador to concentration camps (I agree that a comparison should be made, even if they are, of course, not the exact same), but unable to connect “pro-Palestinian” protestors physically harming Jews or blocking them from entering places to pre-Holocaust Nazi Germany (where I also believe a comparison should be made). But that’s a post for another time…

I used to have nightmares about Michael Jackson

I know you’re mentally ill/neurodivergent if you change your Home Screen every couple of weeks

How tf do old ladies have a bunch of cats and crochet all the time?? Whenever I try crocheting my cat just totally attacks all the yarn and makes it gross to touch because it’s wet and yuck

Having Conduct Disorder as a guy is really connecting to those “sigma male” things from eleven to thirteen years old