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Me during any action film/scene

Me: *sees protagonist doing parkour, kicking ass, etc.*

Me: I want to do stuff like that! :D

Rational!Me: Dude, you can barely walk using a walker.

Me: But!

Rational!Me: No... Your physical therapist will kill you.

Being BFFs with Wade Wilson would include:

- Binge-watching “The Golden Girls” together.

-Eating and attempting to make chimichangas together.

-He gets friendship necklaces for you and him.

-Him not wearing the suit around you because he knows you don’t mind.

-Sharing a sense of humor.

-You managing to out-sass him and him being shocked… and then he quickly quips back.

-When he forgets his duffel bag, you always find it and get it to him. No matter what.

-So. Much. Cursing.

-Him being super protective of you. Only he can tease you.

-Pranking Spider-Man, the Avengers, the X-Men… anyone and everyone.

-Offering to kill people for each other.

-You being incredibly confused whenever he mentions the readers/audience.

-You two becoming a team.

-You move in with him and Blind Al because you two constantly hang out anyway.

-Helping Al assemble the IKEA furniture.

-You, Weasel, Colossus, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead all become friends.

-Him teasing you relentlessly.

DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS PRESENT AND YOU ARE YOU.

Winning? Is that what you think it’s about? I’m not trying to win. I’m not doing this because I want to beat someone or because I hate someone.

Reblog This if Crowley's "Bye Boys" Killed You

“He may have been your father boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.” Happy Father’s Day, Yondu!

summary of the wonder woman movie

some guy: diana, you can't do that

diana: i'm doing it. i already did it. it's done.

30 questions thing

I was tagged by @v1als and thank you! These are always a blast.

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs to get to know them better

Nickname: Hannah Banana, Zara, Hanners, Sunshine


Gender: Female


Star Sign: Leo


Height: 5’6


Time: 8:23AM


Birthday: August 11th


Favorite Bands: Rush, Queen, Supertramp, Voltaire


Favorite Solo Artists: David Bowie, George Harrison, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra


Song Stuck In My Head: “Rasputin” by Boney M.


Last Movie Watched: “Anastasia”


Last Show Watched: “The 100”


When did I create my blog: May of 2017.


What do I post: Ships, would-includes, and occasionally drabbles. I don’t post nearly as often as I should. Sorry! My health’s been a bit rocky these past few months.


Last Thing I Googled: “darkest hour showtimes”

Do you have any other blogs: Yep. My sideblog is @boogiewoogiebagelboyofcompanyb. I also have two others that I’m unsure if I’m ready to share. One of them is an rp blog that I’m still setting up.


Do you get asks: I do, but I’m really terrible at getting them done in a timely manner. So sorry! I will get it done eventually, I’m just trash.


Why did you choose your url: I chose my URL because I adore Natasha Romanoff, and The Slavic Shadow is one of her lesser used names.


Following Blogs: 208


Followers: 109


Favorite Colors: I love an olive or moss green, various shades of blue, and then also a sort of berry pink/red. I’m so indecisive, sorry!


Average hours of sleep: Like 5ish hours, but I do nap so it’s really closer to 7 hours.


Lucky Number: 8.


Instruments: I play the cello and am learning to play the kantele. I can also *sort of* sing.


Love: learning, my cats, my family, my friends, knife-throwing, music, films, tv shows, reading, a lot of things; I don’t know what to put here.


What am I wearing: It’s a snow day and I’m capitalizing on this, so I’m still in my pajamas. :D


How many blankets do I sleep with: Four. XD I’m just really cold. It’s a top sheet, two of those really silky/fluffy throw blankets, and then a comforter.


Dream Job: It’d be rad to be a translator of some sort.


Dream Trip: I should like to go back to the Czech Republic to visit family again, but I really just want to go everywhere I can. Maybe Ireland so I can go on a boxty tour.


Favorite Food: Probably boxty, it’s amazing. It’s the best form of potato pancake hands down. Although recently I’ve been in the mood for a good chicken paprikash.


Nationality: American and Czech.


Favorite Song: “Freewill” by Rush is fantastic. “Major Tom (Völlig Losgelöst)” is a bop too. Please don’t make me choose.

tagging: @the-adorable-assassin, @themorningtrashcan, @yoshifics, @jenma-simmons, @halleregina, and anyone else who sees this and might be interested (I have no clue who else to tag).

Dating Steve Rogers would include:

- Meeting because you two were set up by Natasha. - You and Steve click instantly. - You help Steve get used to the 21st century by suggesting books, films, television shows, and music. - You also help him grasp how to use modern technology such as mobile phones, tablets, laptops, etc. - In turn, he shows you some of his favorite books, films, television shows, and music from his era. - Him being afraid of losing you. - Him making sure you know how to fight. - He's unsurprised to find you already know how to defend yourself. - Him being chivalrous but not misogynistic. - He loves to hold your hand. - Steve also loves to kiss your hand, cheek, forehead, and of course; lips. - In terms of PDA- He is comfortable with keeping his arm around you, holding your hand, kissing your forehead, kissing your hand, and kissing your cheek. - He does get jealous if others try to flirt with you. He trusts you; it just really pisses him off. - When he does get jealous, he probably seemingly pops out of nowhere and will wrap his arms around you and kiss your cheek with a mite more force than the gentle kisses you are used to. - You become friends with the rest of the Avengers. - They ship you two so hard. - You both are amazing at cooking and baking. - If one of you gets up in the morning before the other, there will be a nice breakfast made for the other. - You periodically make him an apple cake because he loves apple cake. - You two are relationship goals for everyone. - You and him pretty much never fight but the fights you do have are quickly resolved with both sides apologizing and agreeing to disagree. - You and him go dancing together frequently. - Good night kisses after each date. - You two are definitely going to end up getting married. - Helping him deal with any nightmares that he may have. - Helping him realize that he still can settle down and have a family. - You two being supportive of each other no matter what. - He is always super protective. - When you get sick though, he acts like a helicopter mom. - You find it cute though so it's okay. - You and Steve cuddle so much. - Old fashioned yet adorable nicknames. - Random and frequent "I love you"s. DISCLAIMER- I do not own Marvel. None of the characters mentioned in this are mine and you are you. Please do not sue me.

just because i’m curious: can people reblog and tag their mbti and moral alignment?

Hello, may I ask for a ship Xmen or Avengers (if you cant think of 1 for Xmen, I hope it's fine to send in a link for the info) please and thank you. I hope the length is fine (sorry if its long, it's easier for me to write it detailed & shorten if need be, then vice versa), if not, let me know and I don’t mind shortening it. Here is the link to the tumble blog , I hope it works. Here it is, shortships(.) tumblr(.) (com) (without the parentheses). Also, I don’t mind being patient and waiting.

Hi! I ship you with Professor Charles Xavier and I think you’d be best friends with Peter Parker.

Charles Xavier would be captivated by your complex personality and compassion for others. He’d be incredibly understanding of your sensitivity and needs due to his abilities and would be able to act accordingly. You both are compassionate, caring, supportive, and loyal people who adore reading and learning. These similarities would be a fantastic foundation for a relationship to be built on. Charles would do his best to ensure that you understand that he is there for you and that you’re safe. He’d love to try the foods you create and would be delighted by your love of reading. Since he knows you enjoy reading and cooking, he’d probably gift you cookbooks frequently. You two would most likely start up a book club to help share your love of reading. Also, Charles would love to hear you sing and would adore your photography. He’d encourage you to pursue these hobbies further and would most likely hang your photographs up everywhere he can (with your permission of course). You would be very helpful for strategizing for missions due to your ability to detect loopholes and Charles and the others would be extremely grateful for your assistance. Charles would do his best to put you at ease whenever public speaking is necessary or when you must go through a large crowd. If you had a panic attack, Charles would be able to calm you down very quickly. On quiet days, the two of you would often be found cuddling together underneath a pile of fluffy blankets. You would be super supportive and understanding of him on his gloomy days where he finds the world’s thoughts and feelings overwhelming and would know how to act when that’s going on since you are familiar with how loud the world can be due to your sensitive and highly empathetic nature. You’d both probably get married to each other one day and have or adopt some children. Overall, I just feel like you and Charles would be a good fit.

Peter Parker would be your best friend because he understands what it’s like to face insecurities and guilt. You two also share a kind, caring, loyal, perfectionistic, sensitive, and witty attitude. Peter and you would discuss technology, photography, video games, and books together. You and Peter would also watch films (except for horror) and anime together. The two of you would go places together with the sole purpose of photographing everything you see. He’d probably get you to help him fix up a gaming console he found in the dumpster so that you two could play games together. He’d enjoy eating your food creations and would like hearing your singing. The two of you would often be found in his room playing a game or assembling a jigsaw puzzle while being wrapped in a huge fluffy blanket with a mug of tea. When your mental illnesses rear their heads, Peter would be supportive and understanding. He’d ask what he can do to help and respond accordingly. He’d try to show you how much you mean to him and would be there for you to the best of his abilities. If you ever found yourself in a situation involving heights, Peter would reassure you that he won’t let anything happen to you and that you’re safe with him. When Peter needs advice, he’d probably come to you due to your shared perfectionistic and caring attitude. You and Peter would make great buddies due to your similarities.

**Also, sorry for the delay in getting this up for you! Life got really crazy and then I got sick for a bit. Also, you sound like a really lovely person! Sorry to hear you’ve had a rough go at it. ❤️