Me, Trying To Heal The Pain Of Canon With Fanfic

Q: Here is the supplies for your next mission.

007: Q, this is just a tube of glow sticks.

Q: Good luck 007.

Dating Dean Winchester Would Include:

Warnings- There is mention of an injury (no real description though), some arguments (none of them violent), and a one-night stand is mentioned as well. Apart from that, it shouldn’t upset anyone.

- You and Dean met while you both were researching for a hunt disguised as FBI agents. - You two were both super confused at first before figuring out the other was a hunter. - After some arguing between you and the Winchesters, it became clear that you’re all too stubborn to leave so you may as well work together. - Your stubbornness causes you to clash with Dean. Sam mostly rolled his eyes in the background while you two fought. - This tension soon led to a one-night stand. - You all continue to bicker after this. - Sam storms away and leaves you two alone to research and sort through your issues. - While researching, you and Dean get to know each other. - This leads you to realize that he isn’t quite as mean and cocky as he would have others believe. - He discovers that you’re quite an accepting and open person actually and don’t like to pick fights. - You go over how you got into hunting and that causes you to realize just how similar the two of you are. - Sam returns, satisfied that you two are getting along now. - Later, during the hunt, Dean gets injured. - This leads to you flirting with him to try to keep him conscious long enough to get him somewhere safe enough to treat his wound. - Your talk with him escalates and you promise him a date when he heals, thinking that he wouldn’t remember. - After the hunt is resolved and Dean is patched up, he asks about that date. - And so, your relationship began. - He is super protective of you. It can get really irritating sometimes. - Really. It’s to the point where he tries to convince you to stop hunting and live in the bunker 24/7. - You but sing loudly to his classic rock music together. - He lets you drive his car sometimes. - You two trust each other a lot. - He’s huge on PDA. Anything from hand-holding to make-out sessions is okay for him in public. - You both love to cuddle. - You both alternate who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon. - Whenever you have a nightmare, he’ll just take you in his arms and listen to what happened in your dream. He’ll then reassure you and offer extra training time to try to prevent whatever happened from occurring. - When he has a nightmare, you do the same. - You lessen his insecurity by reminding him how important, intelligent, resourceful, heroic, loyal, and loved he is. - You’re both super proud of each other and constantly trying to one up each other’s supportiveness. - For example: You’ll mentioned how he cut off those vamps’ heads in one clean blow and he’ll counter with mentioning how artful your decapitation was of that alpha you all had encountered. - If you get injured in any way during a hunt by someone, he’ll step up training with you and go over the situation again and again. - Even after you have gotten it right six times over and are 100% confident in your ability to avoid the scenario. You eventually have to call Sam in to let Dean know that it’s okay now. - So many ‘I love you’s. - You bake him a lot of pies. - Particularly after arguments. - Speaking of arguments, they’re frequent and often involve some yelling. - They never escalate beyond that though as you both love each other very much. - You two make up very shortly after your arguments as you both love each other too much to stay away. - You become BFFs with Sam, Cas, Crowley, Charlie, and Kevin. - Dean and you still flirt a lot with each other and sometimes will say cheesy pickup lines to make the other laugh. - You love it when he cooks. - He loves it when you cook. - You both cook and bake together super often. - This usually involves some level of food fights and other immature but immensely fun activities. - You both love each other to pieces and are happy to have found a balance between an “apple pie life” and hunting.

DISCLAIMER- I do not own Supernatural or any of its characters referenced in this post. You own you. Please don’t sue me.

(I'm not going to say what my real name is so you know.) Hello! I would like to request a Merlin ship if I could? i'm Dew and I'm 5'7 almost 5'8, Fair skinned (Well not on my feet, I go bare foot most of the time.) Long butt length blond hair, Glasses and blue eyes. I wouldn't say i'm a tomboy, but I don't care for so much for girly outfits. I'm very hyper and love to make people laugh. I'm also very open minded and love to draw and listen music. I also have a love for food, even if i'm skinny.

Hi, Dew/Gabya! Sorry this took me so long! Thanks so much for your patience. ❤️

I ship you with Gwaine and I think you’d be best friends with Percival.

Gwaine would love your energetic, openminded, passionate, humorous, empathetic, and kind personality. You two would mesh really well due to your shared love of humor, sense of compassion, and shared love of food. The two of you would definitely travel all over Camelot and beyond the kingdom’s reaches to sample all sorts of foods together. He’d enjoy seeing your drawings and would often take you on his travels so you can have different and interesting things to sketch. Gwaine would find your forgetfulness a bit amusing and might banter about it lightly, but he’d definitely make a note of remembering everything pertaining to you in case you forget something important. He’d probably keep an eye out when he’s on patrol or on a quest for any potential pets for you. You’d probably end up with a dog or two. He’d also definitely bring back souvenirs, even if those souvenirs are just apples or some other food item. The two of you, along with Percival, would definitely be some great pranksters and the harmless but funny pranks would simultaneously irritate the victim and delight them. In short, you and Gwaine would just be a really great fit and I feel that the two of you would be incredibly adorable.

Percival and you would definitely be best pals due to your shared sense of compassion, empathy, humor, and love of food. There’d never be a dull moment with the two of you because you’d always be chasing the other around, joking about, or otherwise livening up the place. Percival would be very supportive of you and would be happy to lend an ear when something upsets you. He’d understand your sensitive nature due to his own experiences and would try to console you if something upsetting happens. He’d probably act like a mother hen with you and set up small reminders to ensure you don’t forget anything important. The two of you would have a grand old time pranking the other knights, taking food from the kitchens, and the like. The two of you, along with Gwaine, would be this unstoppable force of banter and pranks; truly, it’d be a sight to behold. Overall, the two of you just seem like you’d be a great fit.

Not spoiling anything but there are like five after credit scenes in GotG 2. Reblog to save a life.

Hi! Can I get a marvel ship please? Straight 5'9 girl with curly hair and hazel eyes. Introvert. Gryffindor. Childish. Very protective of my friends. Dirty sense of humor. Kind hearted. Would probably be an awful fighter but would be determined to improve. Hobbies are piano and archery. Easily jealous. Likes affection but not in public. Sarcastic. Sings a lot. Speaks a little French. A bit antisocial. Over emotional. Loves animals especially dogs. Thanks! 🖤

Hello! I ship you with Clint Barton and think you would be best friends with Pietro Maximoff.

Apart from a shared interest in archery and dogs, you and Clint share a kindhearted, protective, sarcastic, witty, and introverted personality. You and Clint both have a similar sense of humor, so I can imagine you all joking with each other constantly. Sarcasm would be a particularly well-represented form of humor wherever the two of you are. He shares your stance on public displays of affection, so that wouldn’t be a problem. Clint would love to help you improve your fighting capabilities so that you may work more with him on missions. Should you ever be upset in his presence, Clint would understand that you are a passionate and emotional person and would always try to give you space to sort out your feelings, or provide advice and support depending upon your needs. He’d bring over his dog, Lucky, to help cheer you up as well. Clint would love to listen to you play piano and sing. I imagine he’d make song requests too. He can be childish at times and that would lead to some fun pillow fort building activities, pillow fights, and cookie dough munching together. Clint would love your chivalrous, brave, and determined attitude and I just think you two would be very supportive of each other. Serious moments would be a bit scattered and random, but I think the two of you would have a lot of fun and just be really great for each other. I seriously think you two would be the definition of relationship goals.

Pietro Maximoff would be your closest friend because he shares your protective, loyal, brave, sarcastic, witty, childish, and determined nature. I think he would really balance you out because he is outgoing and flirty whereas you are introverted and more demure. Pietro would encourage you to participate in some larger gatherings and he might be a bit pushy, ultimately though, I think he would understand that large crowds can be draining and overbearing for you. I think once he would realize this, he’d make an effort to make sure people give you some level of space at an event and would stay close by to take the brunt of the social communication of others. He would think it’s great that you play the piano and sing and I think that he would love to listen to your musical pursuits. I think you two would be major troublemakers due to your childish and emotional attitudes combined with your fierce bravery. You and Pietro would participate, start, and win in many prank wars. Pietro and you just seem like a good fit!

*** Note- When submitting a Marvel ship request, I'd greatly appreciate it if you all would specify whether you want an Avengers ship, X-men ship, Agent Carter, etc. Or all of the above. If you leave it at Marvel, I'll most likely assume that you are fine with any Marvel character (comics, MCU, X-Men, AoS, Agent Carter).

Us too.

A Rocky Start (Napoleon Solo x Reader)

A/N- This is my first drabble of sorts. Yay! I didn't edit this so I apologize for any mistakes. Please give me some feedback so that I may improve. Thanks a ton! Warnings- There's one curse and it's a minor one. And there is some violence so if that isn't your cup of tea, I'd pass this one up. Word count- 416. The air feels murky and leaden as you race down the dimly lit corridor towards the exit, your backpack swinging in the slight breeze created by your speed. Your mission had been a success but you currently have a few enemies in pursuit. Your team, U.N.C.L.E, had been tasked with retrieving a stolen nuclear warhead and some documents that contained sensitive information about Waverly. More enemies swarm in front of you but you shoot most of them and manage to scrape by the rest. You burst through the door and continue sprinting, now towards the getaway car. The enemies hang back but you aren't concerned. You just need to get out of here at this point. "Get down, Y/N!" Napoleon yells as he climbs out of the car and tackles you to the ground. A loud bang followed by a steady ringing sound floods your ears, overwhelming your senses. You continue laying on the damp pavement in shock. Now you also notice the strange perfume of burning flesh. Still deafened by the small bomb that had detonated, You manage to push Napoleon off of you only to notice that he has accumulated some pretty terrible burns, cuts, and scrapes. You're reasonably certain that there are a few other injuries you can't detect. You hear some indistinct, muffled yelling from Illya as he races out and helps Napoleon into the car, cursing in Russian. You limp into the car after, backpack mostly undamaged and in tow. Illya slams the car into gear and it rockets off to the nearest hospital. *Time skip* You had been pacing in the waiting room for four hours now after having your wounds treated yourself and Illya had gone to fetch some coffee. Although you know Napoleon would be alright, you are still worried. The hospital staff finally tells you that you can enter his room. You quickly walk in and see him mostly patched up with a few limbs splinted. "Well, Y/N, I believe a thank you is in order," Napoleon stated with a smirk. "What the Hell were you thinking?!You could have gotten yourself killed!" you exploded. " I was thinking that you hadn't noticed the device and that you needed help," Napoleon asserted evenly, "You're welcome." You sighed, "I don't know whether I should shoot you for endangering yourself or kiss you for saving me." Napoleon smiles at your comment and suggests, "How about you do the second one and let me take you out for dinner?" WARNING- I do not own "The Man from U.N.C.L.E" and you own yourself. Please do not sue me as I am poor. :)

You worked hard this year — #TreatYoSuperSelf. #FathersDay

Wonder Woman Needs Our Help

I don’t normally make posts like this, but I feel like this is something I need to do because it’s bigger than myself. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard but the Wonder Woman film comes out June 2nd… And if you didn’t know that, there’s a reason for it. Warner Brothers aren’t spending money on promoting the Wonder Woman film. No tv promotions, billboards, nothing. A film about a strong, powerful, amazing woman superhero directed by Patty Jenkins who happens to be the first woman to direct a superhero film with a female protagonist and one of only a handful (a literal handful… you can count on one hand) to direct a superhero film at all. They are setting it up to fail so they can say “I told you so” and not only continue the blatant sexism in the film industry but blame it on Patty if the movie fails, setting female directors up (whom are already told they won’t get hired) so they can have an excuse to say “Oh well, we tried hiring a woman to direct a film and it didn’t work. Lets not do that again.” This film is bigger than just being a superhero movie… It has the ability to bust open the glass ceiling of Hollywood to tell them that yes, superhero movies about women do well and yes, women can not only direct blockbusters but they can do it well. Because I can guarantee you, Patty does it well. PLEASE spread this around and let Warner Brothers know we aren’t going to stand for this bullshit. GO SEE WONDER WOMAN JUNE 2nd!!!

Being BFFs with Peter Quill would include:

- Helping with any and all missions. - Being very close with the rest of the team. - You are often put in charge of watching Groot while he is still young. - Sharing the same taste in music. - You two are definitely both dancers. - Seriously. There's dancing everywhere. - You two sing a lot too. - You and Peter probably get along a bit *too* well and it really irritates the rest of the team. - You don't really tease each other that often. - Unless one of you has a crush. In which case there is a whole lot of teasing. - You both, however, team up to tease the others. - You two are completely honest with each other and won't hesitate to tell the other when they are making a mistake. - You both give each other pretty solid advice. - You purposefully create situations that require Gamora to be alone with Peter. - "Oh! Hi, Gamora! Rocket, Drax, and Groot.... May you guys please come help me with my pistols? They have all jammed and I could use some help figuring out what's wrong." - "Y/N, wait no. Come ba- you know what? Fine." - He finishes your sentences and vice versa. - You two have each other's backs no matter what. - You two actually were outlaws together before the team formed. - Peter and you occasionally have a small argument but you two are quick to move on because you both recognize that the connection between you two is more important than anything else. DISCLAIMER- I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this post and you are owned by you. Please do not sue me. A/N- Please shoot me a request or something. I could really do with some inspiration. :) Thanks very much!