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Me: *sees protagonist doing parkour, kicking ass, etc.*
Me: I want to do stuff like that! :D
Rational!Me: Dude, you can barely walk using a walker.
Me: But!
Rational!Me: No... Your physical therapist will kill you.
Warning: There's a curse in here. It isn't a terrible one though. No worse than what you would hear on the show. - You met him when you were a Hunter and he was still a crossroads demon. - You were going to kill him, but instead you got on really well and just started ranting about everything together. - Next thing you know, you're eating lunch in Hell with him. - Supporting each other, but not always agreeing with each other. - You'd be his advisor. - You'd have your own smaller throne next to his throne in Hell and you'd both quip to each other on every subject that was brought up. - You aren't necessarily a demon or evil. You probably could be considered morally ambiguous though. - This morality of yours makes Hell a slightly less, well, Hellish place. - At first, this led to criticism of Crowley's reign but he quickly shut it down by torturing and then killing all who spoke ill of you and your effect on him. - People, angels, monsters, and demons are so terrified of you. - Partly because you're a badass on your own who can kill them, but also because of Crowley keeping tabs on you. - They won't even touch you because they know you two would come for them. - You convince Crowley to cooperate with the Winchesters more by explaining how it is in his and Hell's interests. - Juliet and his other Hellhounds love you. - He gave you two little Hellhound puppies that you can actually see. - You recognize Crowley deserves to be loved and you do love him. - And you give him so many hugs. This secretly really makes him happy. Although he acts like he's bored for the most part during them. - If you date anyone, you can bet that they have been thoroughly vetted and will never hurt you. - You and Crowley both enjoy drinks with tiny umbrellas and pitchforks in them together. - You enjoy making puns with him about Hell. - He teaches you different languages. Some are dead but that just makes them mean that much more to you. - You're next in line for the throne. - He frequently becomes really upset and you always can calm him down. - Taking pictures of you two acting overly enthusiastic together in ridiculous outfits in different locations. You have so many of those pictures. - Whenever someone pops up to attempt to uproot his position, he makes sure that you're well-guarded as well. - You two are excellent problem-solvers together. - The Winchesters are simultaneously grateful for your friendship and enraged by your friendship. WARNING- I do not own Supernatural. None of the characters mentioned are mine and you are owned by you. Please don't sue me.
I think I might just make this a series of me talking from the heart, I have topics that are just about the Merlin fandom or just about fandoms. The topic I have for today is: The lack of male readers.
Okay I know there is a lot of gay ships in fandoms, but we overall have a lot of female readers and it makes me mad or just a bit sad. I know there is a lot of female readers, but males hardly get anything from fandoms. I know there is some male readers, but it’s very rare or hard to find sometimes. I want more for the males in the fandom, I know there is Male reader x Female character and it’s not as uncommon but there isn’t really any Male reader x Male character.
All i’m saying is I want to see more content for males and i’m tired of seeing ones only for females. I’m not saying stop altogether making Female reader stories, but take time to make some Male reader ones. I’m sorry if I came off rude, but I want people to listen to this.
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Us too.
I saw "Kingsman: The Golden Circle" and it was really spectacular! I do feel like they forgot about Eggsy's sibling though. :( Also, bring tissues because there will be tears.
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Am I the only one who noticed that "Not in Vain" (the piece played when the antidote is being sent all over the world), borrowed heavily from "Auld Lang Syne"??? Because that hurt a whole lot.
Edit: Also "Take Me Home, Country Roads" has a similar tune to "Auld Lang Syne" (and is closest to "Not in Vain"). Well, that makes it even worse.
Just saw Spider-Man and have been blessed with semi-inspiration PLEASE SEND REQUESTS!
Crowley isn’t dead and here’s why.
FIRSTLY - LET ME TACKLE THE SPELL:
“But the spell needed a life”
~1.~ IF this is true, and that’s a big if (I’ll get to that “if” later) WHY WOULD CROWLEY SACRIFICE HIMSELF. Crowley is WAY smarter than that and would find ANY way to complete his plan without it involving his own demise.
Eg: He values demons as pawns and he uses them as such. This scenario would have been no different. Crowley would have gotten any demon and used them for the spell. And don’t try to tell me “Crowley is weaker tho cos he’s cut off from the throne and isn’t really king anymore” because before he was king (and was just a regular demon) he killed an entire nest of demons (5.20 I think) just to spread a rumor. I’m sure capturing any low rank demon would have been easy for him. OR EVEN EASIER, CAPTURING A HUMAN -but anyway, I doubt the Winchesters would have allowed that so he would have just gotten a demon and sacrificed it.
~2.~ Secondly, do you seriously think Crowley would sacrifice himself FOR THE WINCHESTERS OUT OF ALL PEOPLE? LITERALLY OUT OF ALL PEOPLE? THEM??? The same two have repeatedly tried to kill him? No matter how much he’s helped? The same who threatened to kill him in the same fucking episode and stabbed him in the fucking hand? Although there has been this whole weird storyline written for Crowley lowkey having a fondness for them (1 which was only really written in an attempt to get more of the mainstream fandom to like him) (2 which is totally out of character but moving on), he’d never fucking sacrifice himself for them ever, even if it did mean taking out Lucifer. If it’s not a world he’s living in, why would Crowley bother? That’s not his character. Which therefore makes it implausible for him to sacrifice himself for the Winchesters or “the greater good”.
~3.~ Now for the IF part.
“There needed to be a life taken for the spell.” You think Crowley couldn’t just lie about that? He’s lied before and lying isn’t exactly the hardest thing.
“Why would he lie tho wyd?” Crowley said he didn’t want to be king anymore. He was not only sick of people coming for his throne, but just demons in general and the Winchesters trying to kill him/get him killed. He was sick of dealing with all their problems and just getting shit in return. He was sick of it all and didn’t want to deal with anymore trouble. For me of course, to completely wipe yourself off the radar (as has been done by many other characters in different shows), you fake your death. And he fakes death in front of the ones that bother him the most - Lucifer, Castiel and the Winchesters. If they think he’s dead, they won’t come for him and they’ll finally leave him in peace. And it seems logical to me and him because it worked THE PREVIOUS TIME HE FAKED HIS DEATH.
“But Crowley glowed and everything! You know, Crowley faked his death once, I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to do it again. I mean… he already did this:
- a lil glow is child’s play in comparison.
“He stabbed himself with an angel blade!” You know you can make replicas right? Fake knives? Yeah I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to make a fake angel blade nor would it be that much trouble to stab yourself when you’re technically already dead (in the human sense).
More proof: Is Crowley dead? Nah. When Mary and Lucifer went back, I didn’t see his body anywhere… SooOOOOOOooo.
“But now he’s in an alternate dimension!” BUT he’s alive. Which is more than what I can say for Castiel. The portal opened to the alternate universe, it can be opened again. And, Bobby’s there, so I’m sure Crowley will have that company back that he’s always missed ;)
BUT IF Crowley is really dead, once and for all, then this is just showing HOW FUCKING SHIT the writers are. Because not only is it EXTREMELY OUT OF CHARACTER, but it makes zero fuckin sense.
(I'm not going to say what my real name is so you know.) Hello! I would like to request a Merlin ship if I could? i'm Dew and I'm 5'7 almost 5'8, Fair skinned (Well not on my feet, I go bare foot most of the time.) Long butt length blond hair, Glasses and blue eyes. I wouldn't say i'm a tomboy, but I don't care for so much for girly outfits. I'm very hyper and love to make people laugh. I'm also very open minded and love to draw and listen music. I also have a love for food, even if i'm skinny.
Hi, Dew/Gabya! Sorry this took me so long! Thanks so much for your patience. ❤️
I ship you with Gwaine and I think you’d be best friends with Percival.
Gwaine would love your energetic, openminded, passionate, humorous, empathetic, and kind personality. You two would mesh really well due to your shared love of humor, sense of compassion, and shared love of food. The two of you would definitely travel all over Camelot and beyond the kingdom’s reaches to sample all sorts of foods together. He’d enjoy seeing your drawings and would often take you on his travels so you can have different and interesting things to sketch. Gwaine would find your forgetfulness a bit amusing and might banter about it lightly, but he’d definitely make a note of remembering everything pertaining to you in case you forget something important. He’d probably keep an eye out when he’s on patrol or on a quest for any potential pets for you. You’d probably end up with a dog or two. He’d also definitely bring back souvenirs, even if those souvenirs are just apples or some other food item. The two of you, along with Percival, would definitely be some great pranksters and the harmless but funny pranks would simultaneously irritate the victim and delight them. In short, you and Gwaine would just be a really great fit and I feel that the two of you would be incredibly adorable.
Percival and you would definitely be best pals due to your shared sense of compassion, empathy, humor, and love of food. There’d never be a dull moment with the two of you because you’d always be chasing the other around, joking about, or otherwise livening up the place. Percival would be very supportive of you and would be happy to lend an ear when something upsets you. He’d understand your sensitive nature due to his own experiences and would try to console you if something upsetting happens. He’d probably act like a mother hen with you and set up small reminders to ensure you don’t forget anything important. The two of you would have a grand old time pranking the other knights, taking food from the kitchens, and the like. The two of you, along with Gwaine, would be this unstoppable force of banter and pranks; truly, it’d be a sight to behold. Overall, the two of you just seem like you’d be a great fit.
Hannah|23|INFJ| Ships, would-includes, and reader-inserts| Ask me anything|No smut| Fandoms- Marvel, Merlin, Doctor Who, Atomic Blonde, Supernatural, TO/TVD, TMFU, Wynonna Earp, Kingsman, Killing Eve, The Umbrella Academy, and more.
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