Long. Live. The. King.

Just watched Wonder Woman, and all I can imagine is this conversation happening (mini spoiler alert!)

“Hey who’s that actor guy named Chris?”

“Which one?”

“That white guy.”

“Which one???”

“The one that acted in that superhero movie.”

“WHICH ONE?”

“The one called Steve.”

“…”

“You know, the one who was a soldier in the World War, rode a motorcycle and sacrificed himself while flying a plane?”

“I NEED YOU TO BE SPECIFIC HERE.”

Begging For Requests Again

Just saw Spider-Man and have been blessed with semi-inspiration PLEASE SEND REQUESTS!

Being a part of Team Free Will would include:

WARNING- There is one curse word in this. -Living and traveling alongside the Winchesters. - Whenever Sam and Dean get into stupid arguments or begin to act childish, you're the voice of reason. - You are BFFs with Cas. - Sam and Dean are like your brothers. - No one is allowed to flirt with you or they will have to deal with the boys. - You're a total badass. - You also are incredibly knowledgeable on reasonably obscure monsters. - The whole "There ain't no me if there ain't no you" deal is extended to you. - Having to explain various human body processes to Cas. - Cas trying to understand periods is especially hilarious. - Singing along to the classic rock that is so often blared in the Impala. - Whenever you have the chance, you bake a really lovely pie. Be it pecan, apple, cherry, or otherwise. - This pretty much makes you Dean's favorite person. - Pretty much 90% of your wardrobe is flannels now. - You have the best aim with a firearm. It's seriously impressive. - Cas and you watch Netflix together. - Getting an anti-possession tattoo. - Cas carving sigils into your ribs. - You're Castiel's favorite because of how patient you are with him grasping human concepts. - When you die, you definitely come back because you are just as incapable of staying dead as the boys. - You cut your hair short so that it is more efficient and less of a liability in combat. - This leads to Dean giving Sam more trouble over his longer hair. -You actually are quite close with Death as you recognize the importance of order in an otherwise chaotic world. - You actually remember to prioritize human life and often remind the Winchester's to keep in touch with their humanity. - You're really the best hunter due to this and they know it. DISCLAIMER- I do not own Supernatural or Netflix. The quote is not mine; it is from Supernatural. You are you. Nothing is mine; please don't sue me.

Me during any action film/scene

Me: *sees protagonist doing parkour, kicking ass, etc.*

Me: I want to do stuff like that! :D

Rational!Me: Dude, you can barely walk using a walker.

Me: But!

Rational!Me: No... Your physical therapist will kill you.

Can we talk about how few reader-inserts there are for specifically male readers? Because, wow.

“He may have been your father boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.” Happy Father’s Day, Yondu!

New life goal: Be like Peggy Carter

Dating Natasha Romanoff Would Include:

A/N- My apologies for my posting schedule being so inconsistent as of late. Knock on wood, I should be able to post more often soon. Let me know what you that think! :) - You two met as SHIELD agents. - You are very bubbly and vivacious whereas she's as cool as a cucumber and debonair. - Natasha seemed standoffish even for her at first but you eventually won her over with your crooked smiles and upbeat mood. - You and Nat ended up frequently being assigned together since you two get along so well. - You start dating shortly after Natasha confesses her feelings after you had a near death experience. - You transfer into the Avengers after the pseudo-collapse of SHIELD. - The other Avengers adore you by the way. - She flirts soooo much and never blushes. - She does smile at your attempts to flirt with her though. - You however turn into a blushing, stuttering mess with her. - She finds it adorable though. - She isn't huge on PDA but always is somewhat close to you. - In private, however, it's a completely different story. - If she thinks that it will go unnoticed by the others, she'll give you a quick peck on the cheek or give your hand a squeeze. - The others (particularly Clint and Bucky) usually notice and think it's incredibly cute. - When Tony commented on it one time Natasha may or may not have beat him to a pulp. - Needless to say, no one mentioned the romantic gestures again. - You're both super protective of each other. - If one of you can't go on a mission and the other is going, the one staying at home dressed the rest of the team down on the importance of protecting her and how their skin will be flayed if they come back without her. - You're pretty fantastic at fighting, but Nat insists on training you and definitely doesn't go easy on you. - She tells you about the Red Room and you desperately want revenge now. - You're there for her when she has nightmares. - You both really love each other and you both (she in particular though) are scared of losing each other. - It took Natasha awhile to say 'I love you' but she says it fairly often now; mostly out of fear that you'll be taken from her soon. - She gives great hugs. - Seriously, you can almost feel the passion she has for you. - You two have really bizarre nicknames for each other because why not. - You learn Russian so you can understand the words she mumbles under her breath. - You one day try to impress her with your knowledge of the Russian language. She actually bursts out laughing at you but she greatly appreciates it and it earned you a grateful forehead kiss. - Natasha doesn't get too jealous of other people try to hit on you. She just sort of walks up, kisses your cheek, and puts her arm around you. - If that doesn't get the guy to walk away, she'll just flat out tell them that you're taken. - You tend to turtle in when someone else flirts with her. She always notices though and goes to comfort you and remind you that she loves you. - You two are just a really perfect fit and -though there have been a few rocky patches- your relationship is really solid, stable, and just generally good. WARNING- I do not own Marvel or any of its associated properties. I own nothing. Marvel owns the Avengers, SHIELD, and all associated characters. You are owned by you! Please don't sue me.

Wonder Woman Needs Our Help

I don’t normally make posts like this, but I feel like this is something I need to do because it’s bigger than myself. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard but the Wonder Woman film comes out June 2nd… And if you didn’t know that, there’s a reason for it. Warner Brothers aren’t spending money on promoting the Wonder Woman film. No tv promotions, billboards, nothing. A film about a strong, powerful, amazing woman superhero directed by Patty Jenkins who happens to be the first woman to direct a superhero film with a female protagonist and one of only a handful (a literal handful… you can count on one hand) to direct a superhero film at all. They are setting it up to fail so they can say “I told you so” and not only continue the blatant sexism in the film industry but blame it on Patty if the movie fails, setting female directors up (whom are already told they won’t get hired) so they can have an excuse to say “Oh well, we tried hiring a woman to direct a film and it didn’t work. Lets not do that again.” This film is bigger than just being a superhero movie… It has the ability to bust open the glass ceiling of Hollywood to tell them that yes, superhero movies about women do well and yes, women can not only direct blockbusters but they can do it well. Because I can guarantee you, Patty does it well. PLEASE spread this around and let Warner Brothers know we aren’t going to stand for this bullshit. GO SEE WONDER WOMAN JUNE 2nd!!!