Games Since Panel Last Talked About Marner Contract: 0

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE TIED

oh so they really are soulmates huh

leafs finally scoring multiple goals a period but at what cost (calgary's baby goalie)

"tage thompson is so slippery"

once again making the (ir)responsible choice to ignore schoolwork in favor of hockey, leafs make it worth it pls

listen the khusnutdinov clearly thought twice about of starting something with the king's goaltender, but sway was ABSOLUTELY willing to go to bat for him and i think that's beautiful

MITCHY THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL GOAL, NO ONE DOES IT LIKE HIM

mitch marner (couldn't pronounce "encyclopedia") vs george russel (casually using "audacious" in the middle of a race)

norris vs verstappen fight stresses me out too much so i have elected to simply sit back and cheer for antonelli (and pray the rookie curse does not befall him)

YOU FOOLS, WE ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS