Ok, So I Know That We Already Established That Hellspawn Hates Harumi With A Burning Passion. But I Need

Anyone else looking for a way to order lots of Obscuritea so they can experience watching Ninjago for the first time again?

Had a dream last night where the whole fandom got together to write a collective Ninjago fanfic and it was terrible. Like, one person would write 500 words, and pass it off to the next person, and the next, until it was an incomprehensible, disgusting, masterpiece of different ideas and headcanons and bad jokes. People were fighting to introduce their blorbos to the plot in 500 words. Writing styles suddenly changed in the middle of conversations. People would use their 500 words to kill off major characters only for someone else to bring them back in the most contrived way possible.

Will little hell spawn inherited her dads power or will she have a different one?

Definitely not asking because i had a scenario in mind where little hell spawn displays a power or an element never seen before and everyone are just shocked and than look at lloyd like " da hell kinda' monstrosity have you brought upon these lands lloyd!?"

"da hell kinda monstrosity have you brought on these lands, lloyd." THIS. WHEEZES I CAN JUST IMAGINE JAY YELLING THIS LOL.

To answer your question, at first I was thinking about making Lloyd often wonder if there will be a day his daughter will inherit his element from him, only for that curiosity to turn into worry as that means he might lose his powers in the near future. Not that he's being selfish though — it's just that he's concerned about just how he's going to continue being ninja without his powers. He had a kid young so that means he's also going to lose his powers young, it's as simple as that and he knows it. That's kind of a tough pill to swallow — especially considering how he was at the beginning of S9.

But it would be really funny if all this ends up being for nothing and she gets something else lol. And "da hell kinda monstrosity have you brought on these lands lloyd" sounds exactly like what would happen in a chaotic Lego show, so *takes breath*..... I'm gonna make something work using this.

What usually do Hellspawn when his dad suffer the consequences of his adventures?

If he's injured or just are like, sad or then Morro with nightmares

She does something specific?

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For nightmares or when he's sad, she has this thing where she snuggles up to him and pats his chin, saying absolutely nothing. And it kind of works. Lloyd's eyes widen for a while until he eventually relaxes. It really grounds him. It reminds him that he's here and not wherever his dreams convinced he was.

She did just that when he was moping around about Harumi and when she realized he wasn't feeling the greatest after banishing her grandpa in s4.

But with Morro, it usually doesn't help much. He has all these dreams about his possession causing him to hurt everyone he cares about so he'd like to keep himself as far away from his offspring as possible for the first hour since waking up from that. Healing takes a while.

When he's hurt and in forced bed rest, she usually ends up sitting by him and just staring because Aunt Pixal & Uncle Zane are like "it's not advisable to jostle anything at the moment." She eventually got the idea to make him a get well soon card and set to work.

One time, they ran out of paper so she decided to scribble a 'get better soon' on his face when he was sleeping. She meant well but yeah Pixal was not amused. When Lloyd woke up, he spent ten minutes wondering why the heck everyone else was cackling.

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Hellspawn and vania?

just realized i haven't done anything post S10 yet for this AU. Gotta work on that lol. 🤣

They make an interesting dynamic, if you ask me, and this is mostly because of Lloyd's severe lack of trust in every other princess in existence and, the fact that hellspawn actually likes her. She's got really nice gold hair and seems genuinely nice and funny, doesn't give off suspicious vibes when she interacts with the ninja, seems like a better match for her Uncle Cole than Aunt Cake, and besides, she's going to become Queen someday. Hellspawn also really likes it when Vania gushes enthusiastically about the ninja's previous adventures — cuz it gives her the chance to chime in with some behind the scenes thing that no one but the ninja know.

Lloyd, on the other hand, doesn't like it. Harumi gave him trust issues as a parting gift, so that's that. He remembers everything Harumi put him through, every waving red flag that he had been stupid enough to miss. He remembers the ritual. He remembers the things Harumi also did to his daughter, a literal child. He'd been too blind to protect her back then. He wasn't now though.

So it's like Season 8 in reverse. And it drives Lloyd absolutely crazy.

Hellspawn stays with Vania and Wu while the ninja go to the dungeons to search for Cole and when Cole comes back without the others, you can kinda guess what happens. The whole Vangelis reveal thing happens as it originally did but with a 6 year old being chucked into it. Fun times.

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Garmadon: Lloyd may I ask you something?

Lloyd: Sure thing dad, what’s your question?

Garmadon: What is a “dilf” and why are people calling me that?

*silence*

Garmadon: Lloyd? Lloyd please what is a dilf? Is it a bad thing?

*later*

Lloyd, busting in a room with all the ninja charging an energy ball in his hand: Which one of you fucks have been calling my dad a dilf?

Guess who's back from the dead with a new hyperfixation?

Hi.Since hellspawn is created the same way spinjitsu brothers are,shouldn't she age slower and/or be semi-immortal?Are Oni interested in her,because she looks human, has Oni blood,but also Dragon aura or smth bc she is created by the golden power?Also,how does she take Nya's departure in Seabound?

I would say she ages like Lloyd did but is semi-immortal just like him — well, the latter is what he hopes. (He's not planning on outliving her because of his fucked up heritage) He's still learning what traits his powers managed to give her that day, but genetically, she's all Lloyd.

So far, the only actual Oni she's ever spent time with was Mystake — and that wasn't even for very long or under good circumstances. All she got from that tea addict during S9 was that 'she's a curious case' — whatever that means. Lloyd doesn't get it either but he's too exhausted being the emotionally drained character in Hunted to ask.

Her quarter demon grandfather smelled that she was part Oni in Hunted at some point while holding her captive, but she didn't understand what the heck was going on other than this was her Grandpa who she hadn't seen in...a while. And he now looked weird too.

She didn't interact with any full-blooded Oni in MoTo, unfortunately. :(

She has some dragon traits too though — the frequent chewing on Lloyd's hair and any attempt to eat any object within distance is the dragon side speaking. And Lloyd remembers having the urge to purr while holding her when she was a baby—and actually doing it on one occasion. Now, he's not sure if that was from the Oni or Dragon...or just him. Sensei G never said anything about doing it when he was younger. And Lloyd never blurted out the question either—in his defense, he thought it was weird at that time.

And in not Sensei G's defense, he was passing by Lloyd's room when it happened so of course he knew what was happening—only, he didn't say anything. Just smiled and remembered the moments a much younger him used to soothe his newborn son that way.

Nya's departure doesn't feel real to hellspawn until after they've had her memorial. That's when it truly sinks in that her Aunt Ni's really gone. It's quite odd for her to think about—Nya's always been so untouchable.

But then she finds out Nya isn't actually dead and just...left. She left but they're holding a memorial. She left but they're acting like she's gone for good and will never come back. They're mourning her.

Well, a while after that she realizes the difference between dead and gone for good. Aunt Ni's still out there but she's never coming back. She can't come back. Whatever she did to save Ninjago won't let her walk through the monastery doors and get everyone to stop being sad. She'll never be in the hangar bay working on something with Aunt Pix & Uncle Zane or hoard all the coffee with Kai. She'll never be in the kitchen helping Jay fix something that's perfectly fine or dance-training with him in the courtyard. She'll never be seen painting Cole's sketches and showing them to him. She'll never firmly tell her dad to get some sleep or sit with him when he can't again.

She'll never be in front of her listening to her talk or take her for another swim. She'll never come back.

She's not coming back.

Hellspawn becomes very quiet in the months after that. Lloyd notices it and has a talk with her even though he knows he isn't fine himself. But all hellspawn does is nod and bite her lip at whatever he says.