The Ninja Are Majestic Creatures

Movie AU Shenanigans

Lloyd and Morro go ghost hunting which ends up on them running back to the monastery

Yes Morros first instinct is to carry Lloyd because he probably would freeze

Bonus:

It was Nyas Idea and they’re definitely showing everyone else

So.

Would that mean if we threw beans at Wu and Garmadon they'd have an allergic reaction or something??

What about Lloyd???? Is he just?? Mildly allergic to soybeans??

Edit: this is probably not canon but it is 'canon' in yokai mythology and i thought it'd be funny to see people throwing soybeans at garmadon lol

Okay, so I know as authors we always look back at our old works and cringe because of how many things we would change if we were to write that now, but you guys ever look back at a work and find a particular line or two that you just love? Was looking through some of my old works and this line had me cracking up for like a minute straight, idk why

If you guys have anything from your stuff I would love to see it too! Funny, angsty, doesn’t matter- just take a bit of time to revisit your older works!

a happy memory.

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME I'M GONNA START CRYING WTH — THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @l0on ♥️.

I haven't updated my fics in MONTHS. Three, fucking, MONTHS. The fact you even thought of me after I, in a way, basically disappeared from the fanfic world is just...is just... i'm sobbing 😭 <3 . Thank youuu.

@tolazyforaname16 you've been showing up a lot in my ask box— along with anonymous to always give me something new to add to this 1 a.m au my brain randomly decided to start. Thank you both so much for keeping the lloyd's hellspawn au alive. it's really nice to know that there are people who actually like and would gladly encourage my weird thoughts.

@lloydskywalkers reading your fics always bring a big smile on my face and i need you to know that. For heaven's sake, even your ANGST fics make me feel happy. (that doesn't mean you didn't succeed in the angsty writing part though, i'm just someone who enjoys reading about lloyd's pain.) i may NOT have begun writing fanfiction while you were still active and dropping masterpieces, but I'll always come back to your work when i need plastic legos to feel real.

@secretlyharumi you're fucking amazing, don't ever forget that. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. I love your much darker writing style and how much I wish your Crystalized stuff was canon instead. You absolutely deserve to be hired as a writer for this show. Thank you so much for adding to this fandom and giving me good fics to add to my reading list, I love them.

(The rest are gonna be short cuz I don't think I can spend an hour writing 5 paragraphs rn. Please don't take it to heart 😭)

@legogeek33 you're the Ray Mak of Ninjago Tumblr and your AUs are golden.

@theaceofarrows your incorrect quotes live in my head rent free and I can't evict them.

@mrsnaildood i seem to love your art no matter what you post. Your drawing style creates masterpieces.

@emisnt2 your morro art is fuel for the soul. ♥️ The coolest artist I know.

@sunnylighter i am seriously hooked on your The Grass Is Always Greener series— and this is coming from someone who swore she'd never like TLNM! You're a really talented writer.

@squidsquire So many months later, and everytime I listen to Running Up That Hill, all I can think about is your Kai & Lloyd animatic.

@greenflowerceo i never thought I'd be shipping Lloyd with Brad, but here I am, and that's your fault. Not complaining though. 🤣

Thanks for showing up in my notes @squib-2006 @kerriloyal @iamgarmadone @waterhemlockbuffalo @soniiie @kingxgarm and so many more! You're all amazing.

I feel like spreading positivity so.

If you get tagged here, here's a few messages from the person who tagged you:

You are one of the coolest people I know, if not THE coolest ever. I may not have known you for long, but it feels like my whole life, and I don't know what I would do without you. If I haven't met you my life would be fundamentally different. You may have changed, but I've changed with you, and I think we've both grown a lot, and for the better.

I love seeing you create stuff! Be it art, writing, headcannons, or something you DIY-ed, I know that any time you make something it's bound to be good. Every project you start is always very exciting, even if you don't finish it! Watching you create is always very fun.

I know you have bad days, we all do. Don't hesitate to talk to me if you need to. I'm always here, I'll always listen, and I'll always do my best to try to understand and help. Know that you'll always be loved and appreciated!

Here's to our friendship growing even more in 2023!

(ps. don't feel pressured to tag anyone back! This is just to let you know that you're loved and appreciated. And if you were planning on tagging someone, but see that they've already been tagged, don't worry! This will be a message from you to them. Tag them!)

Harumi, about Lloyd; I know he's having a miserable time. We have twin-telepathy. It’s like my brain is receiving phone calls from him

Morro: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up

Harumi: Nuh-uh. I can sense these things. Remember when he broke his leg and I sensed it?

Morro: That’s because you fell on him and broke it

Now this, is the kind of thing I live for.

Maya: so I've got an x ray-

Ray, tearing up: wh-what??

HHHHH I CANT PICK JUST ONE OF UR WIPS BUT UHM- An Underworldly Visit????????

You're the second person who's asked me about this one 🤣. Not that I'm complaining tho.

It's an unfinished fic written from pre-pilot Garmadon's pov (after he was banished, of course) and it's just him having a seemingly normal day in the Underworld only for a portal to suddenly open up and spit out two unconscious strangers at his feet.

One of them is none other than our resident Green Ninja — who Garmadon suspects is a student his brother recruited and sent to the Underworld to challenge him, while the other one is a girl around the Green Ninja's age with the most bleached pinned up hair he's ever seen in his life.

And on top of that, there's also something else lying on the ground; an Oni Mask.

So Garm does the obvious. He snaps at the Skulkin to shove these two in a cage and takes the mask for himself to examine it — it's definitely an Oni mask, alright, but how the heck did these two have it?

Some time passes, and he receives news that one of the prisoners has awakened. Hearing this, Garm wastes no time making his way to the Underworld dungeons, and sees the conscious one is none other than the Green Ninja.

Upon seeing him, Lloyd's eyes go wide. Garm is highly confused at this, and just when he is about to make a sarcastic remark about trespassing, Lloyd calls him Father. That completely takes the King of Shadows by surprise, but it doesn't last long, because the next thing that happens is that Garmadon immediately slaps him.

Garm then starts snarling at him for stooping low enough to masquerade as his son, because 1) he hasn't been banished long enough for him to suddenly have an almost adult son and 2) last time he checked, Lloyd had red eyes, not green. It's only then that Lloyd realizes that he time-traveled.

Unfortunately, when he starts asking Garm what year it is, Garm's only thought is that this ninja's screwing with him — which really pisses off our Dark Lord, by the way. After a while, Lloyd starts getting frustrated himself and Harumi wakes up. Garm's just about to snark something at her as well but goes silent once he sees her reaction to him. She looks excited, as though she's just met her idol. Lloyd gets really irritated seeing this and these two get into an argument with Garmadon not understanding anything.

Inside the cage, Lloyd's basically just putting all the blame on Harumi by accusingly saying that she definitely did something with the mask, and now it's her fault his own father doesn't want to believe he's his son. Harumi's just unfazed at this — because technically, she got to meet Garmadon. This infuriates Lloyd even more, and soon, there's nothing other than yelling coming from the cage.

This goes on until Garm himself steps in and barks at them both to stop. The two go silent — which is an absolute relief to Garmadon's eardrums (who can blame him?). Then, he starts asking who they are, and why they have the mask. Lloyd opens his mouth to once again say he's his son only for Harumi to cut him off by saying who she is.

...and I've got nothing else to add after that. 😅

This one is one of those time-travel fics I promised I would chuck in the No Parties To Crash So Why Not The Past series — but obviously, there's only one fic currently in that thing — so yeah, this one's still depressingly unfinished at that moment.

Incorrect Quotes #10: Survivalshipping buddies Pt 2

Vinny: Garmadon, can I ask you a question? Garmadon: You just did. Vinny: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Garmadon: You just did. Vinny, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Garmadon: You just did. Vinny: When?! Garmadon: Just now.

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Vinny: What do I get? Garmadon: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Vinny: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Garmadon: It won't be you. Vinny: I'll get my coat.

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Garmadon: Vinny… I’m bleeding… Vinny: Oh god… what’s your blood type?! Garmadon: B positive… Vinny: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago), Wu's demon bird of a chicken Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next. But to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?

I know I said I didn't finish it yet, but I had some free time and I FINALLY did. It's embarrassing how long this took bruh.