That Ako-taco Moment When You Sister Tutors Your Bully

“You came to the wrong Minecraft server, bitch.”

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Your Narrator

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Blue sea snail  (Chromodoris willanii), a shell-less marine gastropod mollusk.It is most common in the seas of various islands of Indonesia. You can also find them near the shores of Philippines. Chromodoris Wilani is a sponge eater. They feed on Semitaspongia groups of sponges.

200 IQ meme

so

you see a lot of movies about how dangerous space is and aliens attacking the planet and being really hostile or attacking our spaceships and what not but

you know what’s really terrifying?

the ocean.

i’m not talking about sharks or jellyfish or even the creepy anglerfish

i’m talking about what we can’t see, like why are there not more movies about the deep ocean? “oh, because we don’t know what’s down ther—“

you don’t know what’s out there either and there are four alien movies, two AVP movies and at least two predator movies!

you want horror? let’s leave the sharks alone and have a submarine crash at the bottom of the ocean floor, let’s have scuba divers trying to catch a rare fish and finder a monster

like

the ocean

shoutout

to my mom who could carry me and find her way through the woods when i was fourteen

Removing Ectoplasm

Sometimes, the stain stick doesn’t work and you’re stuck with a green glowing glob on your clothes, skin, hair, walls, furniture, etc.

What I’ve found WORKS:

Salt: on hard surfaces, just sprinkling over the ectoplasm works; clothes you should bathe in salt water, carpet sprinkle salt on and then do a steam clean

Baking soda (who knew?!): same as salt but slightly more in quantity

Peroxide: found this out by accident, but hydrogen peroxide is really good for stains on the skin

When Rockstar first released Grand Theft Auto, they actually paid reviewers to negatively review the game in order to keep it controversial, and therefore popular. They targeted right wing news papers to ensure moral outrage and drive the game to success.

don’t you just hate

when your dads best friend in college is just a major cheese head from wisconsin and hits on your mom??

no?

just me? cool

when your bully tries to shove you in a locker but you finger gun and say “nah” before walking away

i cant believe that actually worked

before every 8am class