My Teacher

five hours of sleep in two days let’s goooooooooo

to bed

Taking to the Skies: Orion Test Brings Moon, Mars Missions Closer via NASA https://ift.tt/2xskIji

i’d say my vibe is

kinda gay but not really

like when you know, it’s obvious

but i could also not be gay

y’know?

i have bad memories of christmas

in the past i’ve had to deal with:

creepy ponytail guy dropping in uninvited and trying to marry my mom

this dude who acted like i destroyed christmas, and stalk me and only speak in rhymes

my sister psychoanalysing me

and

my mom blasting the christmas tree because she thought she saw a ghost.

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

i want to have more ghost friends, but a lot of times they’re just problematic.

i’m like, hey, let’s hang out!

and they’re like

let’s take over the fucking planet

like, no dude we’re not gonna do that

hot take: trans women can look however they want!

Removing Ectoplasm

Sometimes, the stain stick doesn’t work and you’re stuck with a green glowing glob on your clothes, skin, hair, walls, furniture, etc.

What I’ve found WORKS:

Salt: on hard surfaces, just sprinkling over the ectoplasm works; clothes you should bathe in salt water, carpet sprinkle salt on and then do a steam clean

Baking soda (who knew?!): same as salt but slightly more in quantity

Peroxide: found this out by accident, but hydrogen peroxide is really good for stains on the skin

so

if drinking milk helps strengthen your bones, and skeletons are MADE of bones, but have no throat not stomach to consume milk, then would it be logical to assume skeletons just have milk baths?