me: *finds the perfect fanfiction*
me: oh my god, this fanfic is my fav–
fanfiction: last updated on january 12, 2014
me: *flips table*
💍 [kuroken] i just think they’re neat in which no one knows the identity of the one who bears pro gamer kodzuken’s matching ring; no plot just kiss 💋
※ no republication without written permission.
When someone thinks you’re straight
Topanga Matthews + Biggest Cory + Shawn Shipper
Shawn Hunter + Biggest Cory + Topanga Shipper
Me: alright,since school is starting i can finally focus on my studies
Bts:
The gayest marvel movie is Captain America: The Winter Soldier you cant change my mind. That dorito bitch dropped everything to save his boyfriend when nobody would help him. He literally let him beat the SHIT outta him and then said “I’m with you till the end of the line.” Bucky broke out of 70 years of brain washing and was like ‘oh shit he my fucking boo’. Then that shit crashed to the ground and still confused as hell he saved his boos life. Theres no heterosexual explanation for that.
Mind blown. Nothing worse then getting mind-fucked by movie parallels.
The end of Steve Rogers’ first fight in the Captain America Trilogy.
The end of Steve Rogers’ last fight in the Captain America Trilogy.
all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.