Sigh Winters Coming

TBHK fans

How we feeling today

Hyped for tomorrow’s chapter?

Terrified for tomorrow’s chapter

A weird combination of both those feelings and then some

Yeah me too

Stay strong everyone, we’ve got this

Gotta love the 21st night of September and being out of touch on a Thursday

Mina: "Alright, everyone pinkie swear right now to put Vampire Me down if I hop the line between death and undeath."

Van Helsing and the Suitor Squad: "Depressing, but sure, absolutely."

Jonathan:

Mina: "...Jonathan?"

Jonathan: "Yes?"

Mina: "Will you promise to slay me if I get vampire'd?"

Jonathan: "Mina, I will not lie to you."

Jonathan:

Mina: "Jonathan. I need you to look me in the eye and promise to murder me martyr-style if I get too undead."

Jonathan: "Fine. I can promise to kill."

Mina: "Me? Vampire me?"

Jonathan, making unbroken eye contact with the four guys who just promised to behead and impale his wife if she stops being human enough: "I guarantee there will be killing involved if Vampire You happens."

My reaction notes to insanity that was this episode

While I am distressed over this episode,

One thing I am very happy about is that Harlan did not do the sound mixing for this episode

Because in my heart I know we would have been subjected to all the delightful sounds of a stomach “unzipping” so small mercies

Going into reading The Picture of Dorian Gray I was expecting for Dorian to be this somewhat egotistical self-absorbed jerk simply based on what I absorbed via pop culture osmosis.

And then we get to chapter 2 and he’s just some pretty rich boy who seems like a decent person.

Up until Henry talks to him, I can’t help but feel like its all downhill from this point.

*sigh* guess we have to do this then

Why is The Magnus Archives trending???!!

What is going on??? Did I miss something or did everyone’s autism decide to sink up again

What if when Robotnik comes to make an announcement, he uses the global feed to apologize/profess his love to Stone, because after they split it's the only way Robotnik can communicate with him…

Everyone on earth after watching the moon blow up and then being subjected to a gay love confession by the psychopath who wants to enslave them:

Just listened to the new Magnus Protocol episode um… what the fuck

What the fuck just happened.

I mean the Magnus Institute, Grand Rituals, Dirt Clones??? And then Alice straight up talking to the computer and asking who’s in there???

AND then the end WTF was that?! Gwen going into statement mode I think the creature from the Magnus Institute showed up like ????