Wishing I Had A Friend To Play Minecraft With Me Rn

Sirius and James when they wanted to take Dumbledore to the winter ball-

Sirius *holding a cauliflower in his hand*: Dear Dumblydore, Today, I am here to make a confession. So, when I first saw you, I felt like the gates of heaven have opened for me. Your beautiful eyes, your wrinkly skin, your white beard, everything is so Perfect. With all my love, I would like to ask you if you will accept my flower and go to the ball with me? *Gets down on one knee dramatically*

James *has his hand on his chest and a look of betrayal on his face*: HOW COULD YOU SIRIUS? YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL! HOW DARE YOU ASK THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TO THE BALL? I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!

Sirius *turns to face James*: I was the first one to fall for Dumblydore. So get lost! He is MINE.

James & Sirius: *start fighting*

Dumbledore: *Is laughing hard*

James: Wait, let us ask Dumbly-Pie who he wants to go with. I bet it's me.

Sirius: Ha! Let's see.

James & Sirius *turn to face Dumbledore*: My dear Dumblydore/Dumbly-Pie, who would you like to go with to the ball?

Dumbledore: *finally catching his breath* I am sorry but I can't go with you both. Remus asked me first and so I am going with him.

Bsd 114.5 is WILD but like, someone pls explain how did that rat kill Karma then????

Did y'all see the Last episode of Hashira Training Arc? BECAUSE DAMN THEY KILLED ME AND REVIVED ME WITH THE ANIMATIONS AND THE BACKGROUND MUSIC AND EVERYTHING–

Zenitsu has the CharacterDevelopment™ vibes he's going to slay in the next arc OMFG I can't breathe–

Inosuke and Muichiro look absolutely majestic (so do the others haha but can you tell that I'm picking favourites?)

I saw this one video on Insta the other day with Muzan's entry having the 'ami je tomar' bg music and it fits so well I wish he gets the Monjulika treatment

Istg I need myself some more braincells- I need help finding a fanfic. Again. Do y'all know that one skk fanfic where Chuuya was on a mission and Dazai wanted to sleep over with him but he didn't want Chuuya to kick him out so he delayed his desires for as long as he could before finally breaking in and slipping into bed with Chuuya and then hotness ensues- ahem, so anyway, It was on Ao3. Help.

Please help me find this one wangxian fanfic: Lan Sizhui pov, I don't remember much of the plot but there was this one scene where Wangxian and the juniors are outside and they also have a child with them I don't remember why and someone flirts with Lan Wangji. Lan Sizhui asks Wei Wuxian why he isn't jealous or something like that and Wei Wuxian is just like "Lan Zhan probably doesn't know how to reject someone" and Lan Sizhui goes to help him out with the child. Lan Sizhui straight up keeps the child in Lan Wangji's arms and calls him Father and calls Wei Wuxian dad and stuff to deter that woman who was flirting with Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian after all that is like "Lan Zhan you were leaving me with the kids???" all jokingly and yeah that's all I remember thank you for your help!

How Prisoner of Azkaban should have ended:

Harry: I just don't think my dad would've wanted his two best friends to become murderers.

Sirius: Well if it's anyone's decision, it's yours Harry. *Turns back to Peter* But if you try to transform then we will kill you. Fair?

Harry & Remus: Fair

Hermione: Why don't you just stun him? Then he won't be able to get away?

Remus: That's certainly a better idea, Hermione. Now why didn't we think of that, Sirius?

*Remus bandages Ron's leg with a spell and they prepare to leave, with unconscious Snape and Peter levitating by Snape's wand that Sirius is holding*

Sirius: Wait! Remus, it's a full moon!

Remus: So it is. All of you get out and make sure the willow isn't frozen anymore.

*Hesitantly Sirius leads them all out and talks to Harry about him being godfather and the chance of him staying with him.*

*They arrive at the castle to find McGonagall stood probably waiting for Harry, Hermione and Ron to return.*

McGonagall: S-Sirius?

Sirius, smirking somewhat: Hello Minnie

Harry: Professor! He's innocent! It wasn't him that betrayed my parents! It was Pettigrew!

McGonagall: Peter's alive?

Sirius, nodding: He killed all of those muggles to frame me and then transformed.

*They sort it all out. The minister acknowledges that Sirius is innocent. Peter is sent to Azkaban and Snape doesn't expose Remus to the Slytherins. Sirius leaves the school and says that he'll see Harry at the end of term.*

Harry, looking out of the train window: He's there!

Ron, looking too: This really is your year, Harry.

Harry moves in with Sirius and Remus, who was persuaded by Sirius to move into the house. Ron and Hermione visit a lot and Harry has his first proper birthday party. They all go to the Quidditch World Cup with the Weasleys. Arthur gets Sirius a job in his department.

At the beginning of term, Remus and Harry get on the train and go back to Hogwarts. They all love happily until some other death eater inevitably resurrects Voldemort (probably Bellatrix)

chuuya, when he finally gets his own car (he's known how to drive for ages now, but hasn't been allowed to unless necessary), marching over to dazai and forcing him inside. all smug and excited—"get the fuck in, dazai!!"—absolutely elated that he's the older one. rolling down the windows and turning the radio up all the way, annoying every building they pass as they speed through the entire city in minutes. fuck the red lights, and fuck the stop signs—they're laughing almost hysterically the entire time, and chuuya's clutching onto his hat because more than once it flies out the window. dazai's trying to stay calm and be the mature one but chuuya's smiles are infectious, and soon enough he's shouting off-key along with the music, flipping off anyone they pass, and skipping through the stations just to irritate chuuya—except chuuya's nearly doubled over in laughter, struggling to maintain control over the car and himself. they come home at 1am, with texts and calls from their superiors because their mission reports are late, and where the fuck are they, and answer the damn phone, but neither of them could care, stumbling into someone's apartment (is it chuuya's, or dazai's, or someone else's entirely?), giggling the whole way through. "we're doing this again when you get a car, mackerel," chuuya bites out, knocking dazai over to grab himself some water. dazai agrees silently, rolling his eyes and picking himself back up. "just try not to lose your hat when it happens, then," he calls back, with chuuya's hat in his hand and a panicked chuuya reaching up to his head to find it.

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

Me....

“I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.”

— Melissa Cox