Random Citizen: I'm surprised not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet.
Leon: Dumb kids? *Sees Gwaine, Arthur, Lancelot, and Merlin doing something dangerous and stupid while Elyan and Percival watch with the medieval equivalent of popcorn*
Leon: Wait.
Leon: Those are my dumb kids!
Arthur: does something stupid with a sword that did not fix the problem
Merlin: godammit and I wanted a peaceful afternoon
Arthur: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Merlin: That’s because I deal with the ones that don’t involve swords.
The romanization of Hawai’i only tightens America’s grip on my people.
We are not the land of Lilo and Stitch. We are not a paradise.
We are a nation suffering.
There are only around 600,000 Native Hawaiians left. Only around 200,000 of them live in Hawai’i.
Hawai’i has the second largest homeless population in the nation, falling just behind New York. There are 19 million people in New York. Hawaii only has 1.4 million people. Yet their homeless rates are neck and neck. A majority of those experiencing homelessness in Hawai’i are Native Hawaiian.
Tourism destroys sacred land. Mountains are moved to make room for telescopes. People live in tiny concrete apartments that cost $2k a month because the rich move to the islands to carve their own paradise. My people spend every night praying we can afford to eat the next day
The Navy poisons the water over and over. They lie and say it’s safe. People fall ill. Then they dump the waste into the ocean and promise to do better. They lie.
End the romanization of Hawai’i. There is no paradise under American occupation.
lesbian jock vibes
Adora, trying to flirt: shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
Catra: go on
Adora: thou art hot
Autumn Heart Colors 🍂
canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own
Getting in the holiday spirit, by Mawful
Athur: Has anyone seen Merlin?
Lancelot, fully aware Merlin is doing magic stuff trying to save Camelot: He’s at the tavern
Arthur: I just came from the tavern Gwaine said he just left to find Gaius
Lancelot: Gaius is at the other tavern
Arthur: there’s another tavern??
Lancelot: at the next village there is
Arthur: and Merlin went there
Lancelot: yes
Arthur: Because Gaius is there
Lancelot: yes
*later at the next villages tavern*
Arthur: has anyone seen Merlin?
Merlin, slightly out of breath: hi
Arthur: where’s Gaius?
Merlin: You just missed him
Arthur:
Arthur: is this a physician thing? disappearing right before i come in?
Merlin: *shrugs*
Arthur: ok fine come on we’re going back.
Merlin: ah ok i’ll be right out
*Arthur goes out to get his horse*
Merlin, to Gwaine and Lancelot hiding under the table: thanks
Gwaine: how did you two manage to not get caught this long
Lancelot: Merlin told everyone once, they didn’t believe him
imagine this between Merlin and immortal Leon
"How long have you known he was alive?"
"The whole time."
"How could you not tell me?"
my favorite cheshire cat
I like plants and gay stuff, and merlin is very gay
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