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honestly how funny would Batman comics involving Resurrected!Jason have  been if they had actually acknowledged all the ridiculous and stupid things that happened after he died.

like imagine it going the exact same way with Jason coming back from the dead and going on a rampage but instead it ended up like:

Jason: WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL THE JOKER AFTER HE KILLED ME??? THIS IS PROOF YOU NEVER LOVED ME REALLY I KNEW IT>:(

Bruce: oh no I totally tried to kill the Joker in revenge for your death, he was just involved with Iran for some reason at the time so it was weird

Jason: Involved with…Iran.

Bruce: yeah idk why it was odd and pretty racist. Anyway I DID eventually go after him but then Superman showed up and stopped me even though he didn’t have any real stake in any of it?

Jason: huh well okay. I can’t be mad at Superman.

Bruce: what you can’t? But you can be mad at ME?

Jason: Yeah it’s a proud Robin tradition. anyway finish your story what happened next.

Bruce: Okay, well it looked like l’d indirectly killed the Joker despite all that, so I felt vaguely content for a while? but then he just came back again so it was clear to me this was all pointless and he would never stay dead even if I did kill him? I mean does anyone in this weird world of ours? Look at you. 

Jason: okay I guess I’m not upset about that anymore then but why did you then immediately make another kid Robin, pretty hurtful..

Bruce: no see this boy literally stalked me and I was all “leave me alone kid I’m going on a suicidal rampage now” so he just made himself Robin and made this big speech about how Robin is important to my mythos and also my mental health…

Jason:nice this kid sounds like a nerd I wanna meet him now so i can noogie him and shove him into a locker.

Bruce: I’m going to assume you mean that affectionately and congratulate myself on diffusing this situation. Great parenting, me. 

Joker, still tied up: so i guess everyone’s forgotten I’m here? that’s fine

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I READ SUCH A GOOD BOOK SERIES...! I LOVED EVERY PART OF THE SERIES!

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It can go all the way down to the county level, which is kinda crazy.

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