For Only $20 You Too Can Fuck Satan

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

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MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

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I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

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6 years ago
The First On-screen Kiss Between Two Men.

The first on-screen kiss between two men.

“Wings”, 1927

6 years ago

Here it is!!! The first playlist of the week, the Mac and Jack one. Please let me know if the link works, also, I know my Spotify username is absolutely ridiculous but I made my Spotify forever ago and i didn’t know that you couldn’t change it ever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so I’m stuck with it lol. Sadly, some requested songs were unavailable on Spotify, which sucks, but I hope you love the playlist anyway :)

Songs were added by @thethistlegirl @redheaded-wayward-fangirl @amarilloskies @sassysarcasticlove @undeadoctopus7 @nevcolleil @shadokatninjakitty and anons :)

5 years ago

Fake dating AU where instead of Eddie getting back together with and kissing his wife in 2x07, he panics and tells her that he has a boyfriend, despite the fact that he hasn’t been on a single date since she abandoned left them, let alone started a serious relationship with anybody. When she starts asking questions about him, and later to meet him- “For Christopher, Eddie. I might not have been doing a good job of it lately, but I’m still his mum and I still care about him; I deserve to know whose apart of his life now, especially if it’s a big a part as this.” -Eddie panics more and starts talking about the first person that comes to his mind: Buck. 

Cue Eddie nervously approaching Buck the next day and asking him to come to dinner with him and his unofficial ex-wife as his boyfriend to help cover up his lie and Buck eagerly agreeing because that’s what friends are for right?

and I had more but it’s late and I’m tired and my brains refusing to cooperate with me enough to get it all down. 

6 years ago
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

6 years ago

This happens to me some much

Me: *guesses correctly who the murderer is on a show*

Me: shut up bitches, there’s a new sheriff in town

5 years ago

I need this!!🤤

i wish you would write a fic where jack and mac go on a cruise together and shenanigans ensue

If I wrote this… this is what I would write:

The Phoenix Foundation agrees to help another agency out by sending in some agents undercover onto a cruise ship. Jack’s like, ooh, yeah, first mission back… until Desi unthinkingly jokes about how she and Mac hooked up the last time they used their covers as a couple. Things get awkward because: 1) there’s been this unspoken but heavy *something* between Mac and Jack ever since Jack got back, he’s started to let himself get excited about it, and now he thinks he maybe he’s just been imagining it; 2) Desi had thought that Mac had told Jack about the hot mess that had been their ill-fated hook-up and is PISSED at herself for potentially messing up Mac pursuing Jack the way she’s been encouraging him to; 3) for this reason, Desi has vowed to pursue Jack FOR Mac and get them together, and Mac is sure that this is A Very Bad Idea. (Desi is many wonderful things, but a likely matchmaker isn’t one of them.)

Meanwhile, Mac is more determined than ever to tell Jack how he really feels. But the agency they’re helping? Is Sarah’s agency. She and Jack will be posing as a couple at the same time as Mac and Desi. And Sarah and her husband have recently separated… So that’s not a nerve-wracking turn of events for Mac. At all.

Cue a variety of awkward interactions, misunderstandings, compromising positions, and probably some outsider POVs of people trying to figure out who among the four of them is cheating with who.

6 years ago

Hey, it's me again, I'm really sorry to bother you, but I just can't help but ask - what's happening with Macgyver fandom? I mean, MacDalton ship... it's like a freaking GOLDMINE of goodness, every episode, and yet there's so little activity on Tumblr. Or is it just me who doesn't know how to search properly? :) (You can DM me if you prefer, I'm just really curious about this fandom stuff rn)

Never a bother, dear! 😊 There *is* such a wealth of material on the show to fuel the MacDalton fandom! And yet the fandom is still quite small, I know - I found it discouraging at first as well. If you’re checking the macdalton, jackgyver, and macjack tags, and checking in on the Jack Dalton/Angus MacGyver tag on AO3, you’re probably catching most of what there is.

@becauseimawinchester @cherikfan @sanctuaryforalluniverses (to just name a few) I’m tagging all you lovely people in case you have other recommendations.

I’d also recommend visiting @thehemingwaygoldfish (katikat on AO3). They don’t ship MacDalton in a romantic/sexual way, but love the bond that Mac and Jack have on the show and really represent it beautifully in fic.

But most of all don’t despair! The fandom is constantly growing. We all just need to be patient, make the content we can make, keep drawing in as many new fans as we can, and encourage them to make content, and I think this fandom will thrive - it’s full of such lovely people!

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