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can yall just like. be nice to each other. i PROMISE being vile and horrible isn’t worth it in the long run. like i promise being mean will not make you happier. being intentionally mean-spirited doesn’t make you cool and likeable. 

Need this kind of support in my life

Couldn’t watch the episode last night, so I was up at 0500 to watch it. And I cried. There be spoilers here.

3x14:

I am so grateful that Jack told Mac first. Gave him time to process things, didn’t spring it on him 20 minutes before he left.

Mac immediately just saying okay this is what we’re doing next, we’re going after Kovac, get me on that task force

The realization in his eyes

Mac and Jack missing game night. Bozer and Riley giving them a hard time about it. That means that scene continued. Bozer hasn’t seen Mac since he missed game night so Mac didn’t come home?

Hold my hand for science

Mac keeps looking at Jack, and Riley notices

Mac and Jack’s conversation at the buffet table that Riley notices. Mac trying to be cool but inside he’s dying

Also Jack hand picked his replacement. I’m glad for that, but also… I don’t want a replacement

Jack and 00Boze. That was a treat!

“You in the blue dress. You look good”

Dude! I need to write another Mac and Riley on a mission gone wrong!! (I was all kinds of excited, and the cyanide poisoning, and Mac carrying Riley! I’m here for the brother/sister, found family vibe)

Everyone kind of freaking out about Riley

Mac slicing his finger to make the antidote

I KNEW it was the grandmother. As soon as I saw the life alert button on her wrist I knew something was up

Keep track of my Bruce Willis collection

Bozer’s dawning realization about what this means. That Jack won’t be around. That Jack’s really asking him to keep an eye on his kids

Pizza and skeeball when you get back

Oh the one hand, Bozer got a hug. Riley got a hug

Mac got a handshake.

But look at his face.

Look at Jack’s face.

There is no way Jack could have turned around, walked away and got on a plane if he hugged Mac. There were tears in those eyes. For BOTH men

Doesn’t mean I didn’t want a hug

Jack squaring his jaw and walking away.

Please give ME a hug.

OMG yes! I just had ballroom dance tryouts and my feet are killing me but I can so see this!!!😃

Imagine Mac and Jack slow dancing to “A Thousand Years” by Christina Perri as their first dance as husbands at their wedding reception. Now imagine Riley singing it while the boys dance instead of them playing from a cd. Now imagine her starting off by saying: “This is for my dad and Mac. I love you both.” ♥️

Btw I’m gonna write this into my additions to ‘Already Married…’

ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent:

bought a really nice looking fountain pen

that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard

this hero 901 cost me $3 on ebay and i don’t know why people assume that this is a pen for intelligent people but they do

it works better when i am using a nice notebook and not the avengers notebook that makes it look like the hulk is grabbing my sweet pen

i write in code which for some reason leads everyone to assume that i am some kind of da vinci motherfucker, instead of the reality, which is that i am writing about dicks and don’t want anyone to know

it looks like i am constantly taking notes on everything which is both intimidating and inaccurate, just the way i like it

i bought a usb clicker/laser pointer for $11 and now it seems like i’ve got this shit on lock, like i am so pro at giving presentations i even own accessories

holding a clicker makes you seem at least 10% more like you know what you’re talking about i’m pretty sure

i check the weekly freebies on creativemarket every monday so now i have a huge folder of pro-looking website themes and powerpoint templates and fill-in-the-blank resumes (also a lot of autumnal clipart and watercolor flowers and script fonts but that is less relevant)

i bought a ceramic coffee mug at world market years ago and it makes me look like a productive coffee-drinker because no one knows it’s full of hot cocoa

i don’t know why drinking coffee makes you look busy it just does even though i’m pretty sure it statistically reduces productivity

bonus: not only does no one know i’m just drinking Depression Chocolate but they think i am being Environmentally Conscious rather than Poor As Shit

extra bonus: i can take a sip whenever it looks like someone is going to ask a question and then they ask someone else

i almost never have to answer questions and i leave the room a lot because i have to pee constantly so double extra bonus

“That’s a very good question, and one that deserves an in-depth answer, so if you’d like to leave me your card I’d be happy to discuss it with you later one-on-one” aka “how DARE you suggest i waste everyone’s time answering this question right now” aka “lmfao i have no fucking clue what you just said please let me secretly google that okay”

bonus: now it seems like you are a sophisticated grownup who assumes everyone has A Card and if they have to settle for writing their email on a scrap of paper you can feel smug about it even though in your heart you know that you are no better

i’ve got anxiety and poor impulse control and anxiety about my poor impulse control so i generally say jack shit about shit and this constant silence is often misinterpreted as aloof observation

no one knows that my air of mystery is actually a bad case of the shy and i am too shy to correct them so it works out

when i’m on my laptop and i don’t want anyone to notice how much i’m dicking around i turn the brightness way down so they can’t snoop without being obvious

at least one window of notepad++ with some random html page or css stylesheet in it makes randos assume you are some kind of genius doing some genius shit, unless they are CS major randos, in which case i guess find an intimidating looking excel spreadsheet and hope for the best

Get you a man who looks at you like Steve Mcgarrett looks at Danny Williams.

Get you a man who hugs you like Steve Mcgarrett hugs Danny Williams

Get you a man who indulges all your silly antics  like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams

Get you a man who loves your family as much as you do like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams

Get you a man who is there for you during the good and bad times  like Steve Mcgarrett is for Danny Williams

Get you a man who snuggles with you like Steve Mcgarrett snuggles with Danny Williams

Get you a man who will trust and hold on to your words like an anchor when he’s dazed,hurt and confused like Steve Mcgarrett does with Danny Williams

Get you a man who will drive through a wall just to get to you when you’re in danger like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams.

Get you a man who loves you like Steve Mcgarrett loves Danny Williams

Get you a man like Steve Mcgarrett who does all these because he knows you love him just as much as Danny Williams does.

Just in case anyone was wondering what this blog’s stance on abortion is.

I understand some people fundamentally disagree with abortion, that’s fine, don’t have one then. But it’s not your decision to decide for someone else.

That’s all there is to it.

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

Omg this is killing me it’s so cute