okay but where’s the story where mac and jack get drunk together and promise that if neither of them is in a relationship when mac turns 30, they’ll get married.
mac turns thirty, and they’re both single. they go to vegas to get married.
at the county clerk’s office to get their marriage license, they are told they can’t get a license because they filed a marriage certificate in california like four years previous.
cue hijinks as they try to figure out how they got married while trying to hide their feelings from each other.
“Not all men” you’re right. CSI level 3 Nick Stokes would never
Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?
First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.
Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!
you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
HEY GUYS
The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.
McDanno One-Shot (title from a song by Bob Marley)
Their laughter mocks his nerves. The constant breeze combined with the soft sound of the waves is disturbingly beautiful. Danny clamps his beer bottle between his fingers. He wishes to be back in the fog of New Jersey during fall. The grime from his hometown sticks to his mood as dirty and as unshakeable as ever. It has been weeks now, and it doesn’t get any better.
Steve’s jaw doesn’t show any discolored skin anymore. His bruise has healed, and the sore feeling has surely faded away. Steve’s never mentioned the punch once. Danny’s fist hasn’t suffered any damage and there’s no pounding in his knuckles anymore, but the curses don’t weaken. They are just as fresh and filthy on his tongue as on the very first day he’d landed in Hawaii.
A new wave of laughter clashes with his body, making him tense up even more. Danny’s stiff muscles send a dull ache through his lower back. He chews at the inside of his cheek. A fake smile is plastered on his lips. The conversation is light, abnormally cheerful. A lot of jokes are thrown back and forth like balls and everyone laughs and is having a good time – except Danny.
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OMG yes! I just had ballroom dance tryouts and my feet are killing me but I can so see this!!!😃
Imagine Mac and Jack slow dancing to “A Thousand Years” by Christina Perri as their first dance as husbands at their wedding reception. Now imagine Riley singing it while the boys dance instead of them playing from a cd. Now imagine her starting off by saying: “This is for my dad and Mac. I love you both.” ♥️
Btw I’m gonna write this into my additions to ‘Already Married…’
I wish I could make a poll here, but since I can’t, you’ll have to vote in reblogs/comments.
For my next fic in the “Finding Out” series, whose reaction to MacDalton should I write: Nikki or Sarah?
(I’ll write both eventually, but I can’t decide which one I should start with)