So I Was Listening To Music And Got This Message… At First I Assumed That My Boyfriend Sent The Wrong

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russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

The Gondola

Have you ever misinterpreted something and really just questioned how that your version was the misinterpretation? 

It all started when school decided, many decades ago, that children were clearly going to pay attention at 7:30 am to a lecture on the French Revolution. Luckily for my class our teacher recognized that we would not be listening unless he woke us up first. So he preceded with his tried and true method, second only to giving us donuts, and third to jumping-jacks, was by gossiping about school and just life with us. 

So we did our usual morning conversations of a few of the more extroverted kids telling us what they did on the weekend, my only friend in the class ignoring everything to draw for a mother competing she entered, and then proceeding to us pestering the teacher with personal questions. This led to the very American question- 

“Hey, you're a public school teacher with three kids, how do you mange to live in the ‘rich kids neighborhood?’”

And that is where he began the Gondola story. And in actuality his story was shorter than my introduction. He simply answered-

“My wife fell off a Gondola before we met, and she sued the ranch.” 

Now, there are many things I misinterpreted from that sentence alone, but no, it got much worse because the second he said that, the entire class(Except my lone friend who was still nose deep in her iPad) gasped and asked if she(his wife) was alright, okay, doing well, etc. Well, those are okay-ish reactions, I guess. I mean, was the water dirty? 

If you haven’t guessed by this point, when I heard the word “Gondola” I assumed we were talking about the small Italian boat. I wasn’t even hung up on how the wife was doing, I assumed a small 1 foot drop in some water was not life threatening, I mean she clearly lived, this is before she married our history teacher. I was hung up on that he said “sued” and “Ranch.” I was not aware that Gondola’s were like Ubers, or taxi’s, I thought they sort of individually did that sort fo thing. And why would there be a Gondola on a ranch? 

But those questions were immediately shunted to the bottom of the list after what came next. The most prominent follow up question was-

“How far did she fall?”

What? It is a Gondola. How far could she have possibly fallen?

“85 feet.” 

Now most of my class reacted as one would suspect, with loud gases and “oh-no’s.” But I’m not most of my class. My only thought was ‘what?’ I had moved on from her safety by this point because my only reference for how far a human has to fall to die is 630 feet because that’s the height of the St. Louis arch- and never mind I was more baffled by falling 85 feet out of a Gondola. 

I didn’t even begin to think that maybe I had misinterpreted something by that point because I was more troubled with trying to visualize a Gondola, with 85 stools on it and- no, how would that work? It’s too tall and the base is too small, it would topple over. Not to mention that the Gondola would never fit under any bridge, at all. 

How was this all cleared up, you might ask? Well another one of my classmates asked which ski ranch it was at- 

Yes, as I figured out my asking my only friend, in my neck of the woods we call Ski Lifts, specifically the fully enclosed ones, Gondolas. The wife is fine, she’s doing well with little-to no adverse health effects(She actually bounced off something during her fall, but it’s not my story to tell.) and my history teacher is still teaching. And that is how I misinterpreted Gondolas. 

quiet Cassandra

the issue is I’m thinking about all of them

Emilia Wickstead Fall 2021 RTW

Lukmanier and Gotthard, from Passes, Thomas Flechtner (1998)

Does anybody else wanna try and be nice to the authour? i think she deserves it. if you actualy read the webtoon it actualy has an interesting plot and character development. so there is a lot of sexual stuff, we dont need to hate on it. i think the authour is actualy doing some pretty cool stuff by unabashedly showing sexual themes and genres. lets have fun together reading it instead of hating it because it really isnt hurting us.

Okay, I'm sorry for staying silent

But I have to say something.

Moy or A.K.A Alove whatever her name is, no one what's to see her damn SEX shit on the Internet,

Gosh damn is just weird how

she made the brother start to blush at the Princess aka sister in this comic of hers, trust me the Princess is not any BETTER, she is going After 5 men In this shit, men that she some call jewels that she ever so cares about goes and does shit And trying to stop the red rose lady from taking all her jewels away from her after she got done collecting them, so she can become Emperor of her kingdom, and yeah the jewels are the 5 men.

*cough* if I got the story wrong my apologies *cough*

Anywho

Her story is bad, how she has the male character committed themselves to her like that, in the most weirdest ways ever, *cough* the scene about kissing her foot *cough*

Also, the Princess what's them all to herself.

Shit, choose one I'm going to throw up 🤢

she gets so damn close

I bet her breath smells like hot hell😷

Why on earth would she think that other people want to read something that's so damn gross and sexual like that, that bitch of a princess is throwing herself at them like a bug.

nasty, get the damn spray.

So, she likes to put up comics that have nasty crap in there that are pretty much unsuitable, and unpleasant to the eyes of the public.

What I hate that she thinks is okay to go off and go posting, but on a different platform aka -->webtoon<-- thinking we can't find her,

Oh, Honey no,

everyone knows your puck-ass art style.

she can't get away from this, come on, look what you did👏👏👏 and

learn from your damn shitty mistakes,

Look I'm not trying to be rude, BUT people like her,

need to stop,

she already crossed the damn line and there's no going back, no matter how many times she tries to delete all her shit is not going to work, it's already out there, yeah some things may have got deleted, BUT NOT EVERYTHING IS DELETED.

No one should be going through all of this, if you could just say oh idk, I'm sorry I will learn from my bad action's and not do it again I will DO BETTER 👏👏👏👏👏 those simple words, could have changed her ass of your life, yeah not all people are going to forgive

you, but with time, THEY WOULD HAVE!!!

Yes I may not like her and yes she has nice art, but I don't like her

She just needs to stop.

I'm done saying what I need to say

I will see you guys in future posts.

Can't fit everything in one post.

BUT GOSH MOTHER OF A GOOD OLD DAMN, HER CHARACTER IS ANOTHER

OF VERSION OF HEART QUEEN!!!